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a broke blond decides to ask God for Help. "dear Lord," she prays, "if I dont get some Cash, I'm gonna lose everything. pleaz let me win the lottery." Lottery night comes, but the blond doesn't win. She Prays even harder, saying. "God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving.Pleaz just let me win the lottery once. "Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blond hears God Speak. "sweetheart, work with me on this," he says. "Buy a ticket."