That is David Bowie dressed as a Pierrot. He dressed like that, for a music video for Ashes to Ashes. Now that the song is a title to a telly show, they decided to show off the Pierrot. The actor who plays him, refers to the clown as the 'Angel of Death'. Now add that to my dislike of clowns, sick fantasies, and the urge to have a dream not involving a realllly hot guy. And what do you get? A really, really, messed up dream. Turn away now.
It's the church. The clown has taken up a post in the women's bathroom by the baptismal font. In the second stall, all creepy like. 'cause he's the angel of death, 'k?
So this Angel of Death wants six important pieces of paper from me. Now, if I don't give them up, I'll die.
If I give them up in such a way that he can easily strangle me, I'll die.
What's a sleeping girl to do?
Oh look, Koopas. Hmm, if I gather their shells, maybe they'll get the heck out my church, those unclean beasts. Or I could use their shells and jam a piece of important paper between them, and then Mr. Evil Scary Clown will have a freakin huge shell in each hand. And then he can't strangle me.
Too bad he only got three important pieces of paper, and gets really mad. So he decides to send me on a trip.
