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Thats the third story i wrote. Plz enjoy
Hn…hmmm…wha?! Huh?! Where am I?
“Hey, Sasuke! Where are we?!”
“Hn… get out of my house, loser!” Sasuke said, half-asleep. When he got up, ready to kick Naruto out of his house, he realized what he was talking about.
“What have you done, you idiot?!”
“IT WASN’T ME!!”
“Then who was it, genius?!”
“I DON’T KNOW!”
“Don’t howl, loser.”
“Grrr…”
Just then Sakura woke up, too.
“Hn… what are you guys doing in my house? AAH!! WHERE’S M-MY HOUSE?!”
“We don’t know, Sakura…what’re you doing now, Sasuke?! Trying to act all cool again and make me look like a fool in front of everyone?”
“No, that just happens naturally.”
“Grrr! You see… you see?! That’s exactly what I’m talking about!”
“Sorry… loser.”
“THAT’S IT!! DIE!!”
Naruto lunged at Sasuke, but Sasuke dodged and hit him in his back hard enough to knock the breath out of him. Naruto laid on the ground, trying to catch his breath.
“You’re…a real…jerkass…you know?”
“Yes. Now what I was trying to do before you suggested the whole ‘you not being cool’ thing, was looking at all of these people…well…I think they used to be people…and in the lake next to us to see our reflections.”
“I can’t even see you clearly for all of this fog. That’s why you were able to knock me to the ground.”
“Oh, don’t flatter yourself.”
“Wha…I don’t smell anything.”
Sakura butted in. “He said flatter not flatulent…idiot!!” They continued to argue and the racket they were making woke Kakashi.
“What could a fox, a panther, and a snow leopard be fighting and arguing about?…and…why can I UNDERSTAND THEM?!…and WHY DO THEY SOUND EXACTLY LIKE NARUTO, SASUKE, AND SAKURA?! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! HELP ME, GAI!! I’VE GONE CRAZY!! AAAAAHHH!”
The trio heard this and looked immediately in the lake. Kakashi was RIGHT! They were a fox, a panther, and a snow leopard. They looked and saw a water buffalo screaming, ‘HELP ME, GAI!’ in Kakashi’s voice. Sakura fainted right then and there.
The white snow leopard lay there for a half-hour, then woke up in a cage. She looked around and saw a fox (Naruto), a panther (Sasuke), a water buffalo (Kakashi-sensei), a yellow lion with a red mane (Gai-sensei), a yellow lion with no mane yet (Lee), a Siberian Husky (Neji), a light-brown pony with blonde hair (Temari), a black dog (Gaara), a similar black dog (Orochimaru), a dark-colored lion (sort of brownish) with a dark-brown mane and a Dalmatian puppy on top of his head (Kiba & Akamaru), a similar Dalmatian, but not a puppy (Kabuto), a light-brown colored squirrel (Hinata), a large (pretty large for a bear cub, anyway) bear cub (Shino), a moose (Shikamaru), a fat, dark-brown dog (Choji), and a light-brown dog with curly, fluffy ears (Ino).
They were all confused and scared. Orochimaru and Kabuto began to talk.
“Kabuto.”
“Yes, Lord Orochimaru?”
“Where in the hell are we?!”
“I’m…not sure, Lord Orochimaru.”
“You don’t have to call me that after every time you say something to me.”
“Yes, Lord Orochimaru. Sorry, Lord Orochimaru.”
“Just shut up.”
“Yes, Lo…”
“DON’T EVEN!”
“Sorry, Lord Orochimaru.”
“IDIOT!” Orochimaru lunged at Kabuto, but realized that he was in a separate cage. The bars weren’t wide enough for him to stretch any part of his body out of the cage. So he could not harm Kabuto as he so deeply desired.
“Hahaha…good old Orochimaru. Still as easy to aggravate as ever, I see.” came a mysteriously familiar voice from the shadows. Team 7 wondered who it was too. The figure stepped forward. Sasuke jumped. It was Itachi! He wasn’t an animal, though…which was weird.
“Itachi!!” Sasuke screamed.
“Well, well…the gang’s all here.” Itachi said with evil excitement. “I want them all!” Itachi said with evil anticipation. “They will be mine! ALL MIIIINE!!” Itachi said with evil…evilness.
Naruto jumped as well. “AAAAHH!! Itachi’s giant!”
“No, you idiot!” Itachi replied. “You’re all tiny little miniature animals.”
“What do you want with us, Itachi?” Kakashi asked sternly.
“I don’t think you need to know that right now, Kakashi.” Itachi replied.
“Shut up and tell us!” Sasuke demanded.
“I said… I don’t think you need to know that right now!”
“Oh, come on, Itachi.” another voice came from the shadows. Kisame emerged this time.
“AAAAAHHH!!” Naruto exclaimed. “Itachi turned Kisame into an animal, too!”
“No, you idiot!” Sakura corrected him. “He was always half shark!”
“Oh. Well, how was I supposed to know?!”
Sakura only sighed. Kisame continued his argument.
“Why can’t you just eat them now? It’s not like they have anything to look forward to.”
“But I do.”
“What could you possibly have to look forward to?!”
“THEM!!”
“Oh… right.”
“Anyway, since you blabbed it to them that I’m planning to eat them, I might as well eat a few now.”
Naruto just realized what was happening (or at least caught up to speed on what everyone else knew was going on). “Oh my freaking God! Itachi’s gonna EAT US?!”
Sakura answered Naruto’s question. “Yes, you idiot! You finally realize that?!”
“YES!!”
Sasuke was surprised that anyone did this, even Itachi. “You eat raw, live animals?!”
“Yes.” he replied. Itachi reached in one of the cages and grabbed Gaara.
Gaara answered accordingly, “As Lord Kazekage of my village, I command you to put me down this instant.”
Itachi only laughed. “Ha! I’m gonna eat you and there’s nothing you can do about it!”
“You leave me no choice then.” Gaara’s sand reached out and grabbed Itachi’s hand. Itachi reacted by throwing Gaara to the ground and shaking the sand off of his hand. When Gaara landed on the ground, he immediately began to take off. Temari yelled out to him before he left, “Save me, too, Gaara!”, but Gaara replied as he was running, “I am the Kazekage of our village. If I try to save you now, I will get caught again and our village will still have no leader and neither of us will escape.”. Temari only glared at him with anger and jealousy as he ran out the door. SLAM!!
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 Akina122 · Wed Apr 16, 2008 @ 11:26pm · 0 Comments |
