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Characters-------Names Used
(non member= Not member of gaia)
Blue_Emo_Wolf------Blue, Tobi
xXWolfoxXx------Toboe, Konan
Arisa-bri------Mew, Zentsu, Arisa
Maraco1121------ Kiba, Pudding
~loveing_dove~-----Sasori
Berry123123-----Cheza, Kisame 1
Kiwi_The Chainsaw Girl------Tsume, Orochimaru
Werewolf1hinter----- Diedara
Aaronm070295-----Kisame 2
Non Member #1------Hidan, Hige
Everything You Are About To Read Realy Did Happen
What You Should Know Befor You Read This-
Tsume Is The Most Sick And Perverted Person You Will Ever Meet!!!!!
Tsume Loves Ghousts And Everything Paranormal
Hige, Deidara Are WereWolves
Blue & Toboe are WereWolves/Vampires
Toboe And Kiba Are Sisters
Diedara Just Moved From California To Colorado
Kisame Is The Only Gut From The Names Above
We Are All Married To Some Naruto Character And We Are Related To Some!!!
We All Hate Populars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OUR SLOGAN - Crap Happens When You Party Naked!
WTF MOMENT #1 - Soft Hand
*Pencil Falls Off Of Stand*
*Blue Reaches For Pencil*
*Toboe Picks It Up And Gives It To Blue*
Toboe- You Know You Have Very Soft Hands
Blue- ...
(To This Very Day Toboe Scares Me)
WTF MOMENT #2 - Jelly Kabuto
Blue- I Had A Dream That There Was No Jelly In The Cabnit....................
And Then The Portal To Jelly Hell Opened And You Were Sucked In And Covered In Jelly And Then Eaten...............
And Then I Said..............
Thank You All Mighty Gods Of Thunder, Jelly, and Jam!
Toboe- This Is Another WTF MOMENTS
Blue- But Thats Not All............
Urochimaru Comes Out Of Nowere By A River Of Jelly............
He Gets Out Empty Bottles And Said.............
1 Bottle.................
2 Botlle.................
And Then He Gives Them To Kabuto........
Kabuto Goes To Church And Says..................
Time For Your Yum Yums....I Mean Snacks..............
Naruto Then Jumps Out Of The Crowd And Says.......
YOU TOE..................
Kabuto Then Says...........
Somebody Gonna Get Hurt Real Bad..........
Sakura Then Comes Out Of A Ceral Box Of Jelly..............
As A Angel And Say............
GOOD MORNING!...............
Then The Curch Catches On Fire And Every One Dies............
Except For Hinata, Temari, Okumaru, And Ten Ten..............
Who Were Having A Picnic While Killing Choji And Neji...........
THE END!
WTF MOMENT #3 - Wierdness On The Bus
Tobi- They Took Are Seat In the Back Again
Guess We Have To Sit In The Front
*Tobi and Konan Sit In Seat 14*
*Some Kid We Don't Know Walks Up*
Uknown Kid- What Are You Doing In Our Seat!
Tobi- They Took Our Seat We Take Your Seat
*Uknown Kid Walks Away*
*Tobi And Konan Laugh*
*Another Unknown Kid Sits In The Same Seat As Us*
(There Was Not Enough Room In Our Seat)
*Unknown Kid Turns To Us And Smiles And Then Leaves*
Tobi And Konan- ninja ninja
WTF MOMENT #4 - Tsumes Pervertedness (This Is An Every Day Thing)
Tsume - Blue Jues What!?!
Blue - What?
Tsume - I Got A Second Husband!!!
Blue - OMFG! 0.o First Kakashi And Who Now
Tsume - Heh Heh Duidara ^^
Blue - Ummm.... So How Is Kakashi Taking This?
Tsume - He Dosn't Care.... Jues What Else!?!
Blue - What Now?!?
Tsume - You Know That Kid Me And Kakashi Adopted?
Blue - Ya......
Tsume - HE GOT A BROTHER FROM DUIDARA!!!
Blue - Another Adopted ?
Tsume - No ^^
Blue - 0.0
Tsume - What It's Fun, You Should Do Naruto ^^
Blue - No.......
Tsume - Come On He Is Your Husband
Blue - I Said No
Tsume - Fine But You Dont Know What Your Missin
Blue - ...
* A Couple Days Later Toboe And Tsume Go To Blues To Watch Pink Panther*
*Toboe Leaves Less Then 15 Minutes Into Movie*
*Miricle Pill Comes Up And When Movie Ends Tsume And Blue Play Naruto For Wii*
Blue - So How Are You And Kakashi
Tsume - Good Kakashi Is Going To Take His Pills Tonight ^^
Blue - 0.0
Tsume - Come On You Got To Try It!
Blue - I said No
Tsume - Fine
* Acouple Days Later In The Gaia Cinamas Blue And Tsume Meet Up*
Blue - *Pokes Tsume*
Tsume - GO SUCk ITACHI!
Blue - 0.0 He's My Cousin!!!!
Tsume - GO DO ITACHI!!!
Blue - I Reapeat HE IS MY COUSIN!!! Its like You Doin Kisame Or Orochimaru So Why Dont You Go Do Them!!!
Tsume - 0.0 WHAT THE @!%^%$##@%!#$%^&*^&(*^%$#@@$%t^y&*(&^%$#!@%^&**&^%$#@@@@@$%^
Blue - Then Why Should I Do Itachi?!?
Tsume - O.K. Then Do Naruto At Least!!!
Blue - I said NO!!!!
Tsume - I Will Get The Camera ^^
Blue - I Said NO!!!!
Tsume - Come On Why Not !?!
Blue - I Said NO!!!
Tsume - COME ON!!!!
Blue - O.K. But You Have To Stop Bugging Me About It!!!
Tsume - O.K. No More Bugging
Blue - And No Camera
Tsume - Awwwwww
Blue - Agreed?!?
Tsume - Fine
*Later That Night*
Tsume - Naruto Take His Pills?
Blue - He Is To Young For The Pills
Tsume - Fine Well Have A Good Night Heh Heh
Blue - TSUME!!!!
Tsume - What?!? Jues What Im Doin Them Right Now *makes Disturbing Noises*
Blue - EWWWWWWWWW
Tsume - What?!? It Was a joke!!
Blue - I Know But Still EWWWWWW
Tsume - Well Any Ways Good Night Heh Heh
Blue - Night And Stop Beinging Perverted!!!
WTF MOMENT #5 - Flying Butter
Submitted By: Arisa-Bri
Arisa: HOLY CRAP!!!!!! FLYING BUTTER!!!!!!!
Little Brother: Watch Out For Flying Butter...
Arisa: Ya I Know I Just Didnt Expect That Some One Set That Up To Kill Me!!!! I Swear That Butter Thinks It Can Fly!!!!!
Little Brother: Hehe...
Arisa: Whats So Funny
Little Brother: I Just Thought Of Something Really Funny...
Arisa: Well You Going To Tell Me...
Lttle Brother: Holy Fly Butter, Butter Can Fly!!! Theres This Kid Named Butter Someone Says That To Him And It Becomes A Joke
Arisa: Oh Wow Thats Good This Could Go On Our WTF Production
Little Brother: Whats That
Arisa: A Show My Friends And I Do....
Little Brother: Oh Ok
WTF MOMENT #6 - I Would Make The Worst Tourguid
*Blue And Toboe Are On The Bus*
Blue - To Your Right You Will See Houses
Toboe - O.K.......
Blue - And To Your Left You Will See More Houses
Toboe - I See
Blue - And Know On Both Sides You Will See Lotsa Grass
Toboe - O.K. Now Shut Up
Blue - And Know You Will See Houses, And More Houses, And Many More Houses, And Houses, And Know A Pre School, And More Houses
Toboe - SHUT UP! stressed
Blue - Make Me!
Toboe - Why Dont You Go Do Naruto!
Blue - Why Dont You Go Do Garra!
Toboe - Meby I Will!
Blue - ...
WTF MOMENT #7 - Just Stuff That Happened At Sleppovers
BEFOR YOU READ THIS :
Understand We Were High Off Of Candy And Some Memories Are Blured Or Completly Forgoten
Sleepover With Blue, Toboe, Tsume, & Arisa
-Blue Was Bit By Arisa (We Canot Remember Why Part Of Being High Off Of Candy)
-Tsume Nearly Laghed To Death When Laughing At Nothing ( WE WERE HIGH blaugh )
-Tsume Would Not Stop Staring At A Pic Of Kakashi All Throughout Naruto
-Tsume Did Kakashi While We Were In The Room ninja
-Tsume Did Wierd Ninja Pose ninja
-Toboe Got Scared While Watching Movie And Grabbed On To Blue's Arm
-Blue And Arisa Attacked Tsume To Get Her To Settle Down
-Watched Episodes Of Naruto Were Lee Gets Drunk While On Mission With TenTen, Naruto, And Neji
-Tsume Attemted Photoshythisis
-Arisa Would Not Stop Burping
-The Whole Time We Could Not Say I, F@#$, & Photo (Like That Lasted Long sweatdrop domokun )
WTF MOMENT#8 - Kiwi's Nightmare
Submitted By : Kiwi_The Chainsaw girl
Kiwi - I Was Sleeping In A Room And Suddenly Lights Flash Before Me Eyes And Then I Find Myself In A Mini UFO And The Alien WAS MILEY CYRUS!!!! I LITERALLY WOKE UP SHAKING!!!! I WAS ABDUCTED BY MILEY CYRUS!!!!!! It Was The Worst Nightmare Ever!!!>_<
WTF Moment #9 - What's Your Name?
Tobi, Konan, Kisame 2 Kisame's Friend Logan Are Park
Logan - *Sees Kid Walk By That Is Someone He Knows Little Brother* Hey! Whats Your Name!
Little Kid- Why?
Logan - I Know Your Brother! Now Whats Your Name!
Little Kid- *keeps Walking*
Logan- Whats Your Name!
Little Kid - *Starts Running*
Tobi- You Sca....
Kisame - Wait! Come Back! We Need To Know What To Scream When We Rape You!
Tobi & Konan- *Die Laughing*
The Next Day.....
Tobi- *See's Logan* Hey Logan! Whats Your Name!
Logan- You Just Said It!
Tobi- *Feels Stupid And Goes Inside School*
WTF MOMENT #10 - Diedara's Joke
Diedara, Tobi, And Konan Are At Lunch
Diedara - Wanna Hear A Sick Joke?
Tobi - HECK YEAH!
Diedara - Why Did Dairy Queen Get Pregant?
Konan - I Don't Think I Want To Know...
Tobi - Me To But Why?
Diedara - Because Burgar King Forgot To Wrap His Whopper!
*All Three Laugh Until Sucirity Gaurd At School Comes Over*
WTF MOMENT #11 - Halloween Sleepover
People Attending - Tobi, Konan, Kisame 1, Sasori, Zentsu, Orochimaru, And Friend PJ
-Everyone Goes Trick Or Treating And While Out Zentsu Hugs Every Kid In Sight
-Before Trick Or Treating Zentu Forgets Her Pants
-Watch Part Of Naruto And Avatar Abridged Series
-Throw Gummy 'Body Parts' At Orochimaru And She Makes A Sick Joke Out Of It
-Watch The Grudge Were It Causes A Chain Reaction Of Screaming From Kisame To Orochimaru (Both Sitting Next To Tobi)
-Orochimaru Gets Freaked Out Over Fake Disimbodied Head
-Some Other THings Happened But I Have Short Term Memorie Loss
More Updates Are Coming Soon 4laugh
 BloodMutt13 · Thu Apr 17, 2008 @ 01:36am · 0 Comments |
