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Hannah went up to sparkle. One lesson Hannah learned that day: you never touch a unicorn hyped on pink dewdrops. Sparkle trampled Hannah into a crumpled heap at the forest floor. She was melted into pancakes, which he later ate for breakfast. When Sparkle was relieved of his white rage, he realised the ere of his ways, and drank poison which was actually a three month old frappiccino. MORAL: This generation's minds are filled to the brim with cheezy kids shows, too much violence, and WAY too many frappuccinos. mrgreen There's a longer version, but it's on my othercomputer. pirate rofl rofl