Y'know, I must have been a really bad person to deserve this Hell of a life. . . Ach, perhaps I was a Sibyl, like my theories have suggested. Yeah. . . a Japanese Sibyl.
Sibyl? Oh no dear, not that Sibyl lady from Harry Potter, oh no that would be dreadful. You'd be crazier than s*it, also you'd know everything and nobody would believe your crazy wackjob stories.