Campaigner: What is this thing?
Store guy: It's called "Plantain Huge Fan"
Campaigner: Ah. Weapons are weapons. Here.
Campaigner pays lots of meseta
Store Guy: Alright. Will that be paper, or plastic?
Campaigner chooses plastic, then goes to the forest to test out the new weapon
Campaigner: This thing is too light! How can this hurt anyone!
Campaigner waves the Fan, and it does nothing.
Campaigner: Crap! This thing doesn't do anything.
Mareo appears out of nowhere
Mareo: WASSAP!!!!!
Campaigner panics, and waves the fan, which gusts the crazy hunter away
Campaigner: Wow, it is a fan! Later dude!
Mareo: You suck!
Mareo's voice becomes increasingly silent as he flies into the distance.
 Campaigner · Sun Aug 14, 2005 @ 11:31pm · 1 Comments |
