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How to get Detention! here's a whole list of worse stuff I could do to get detention. I could... (1) Run around the cafeteria grabbing kids' food and stuffing it down their pants. (2) Set up a booth in the school hallway taking donations for myself. I'll call it the "Jordan Needs flamin hot cheetos" drive. fhc rocks!!! (3) Hand out papers with Miss Moneplys home address, then invite all the neighborhood hobos to a free brunch at Miss Moneplys house. (4) Hide in the boys bathroom, wait 'til some dude starts to pee, then SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS. (5) Sneak in Miss Moneplys house (again)... go into her shower... and replace her shampoo with Loony Glue(my teahc lives by me lol). (6) Use tape to put training bras all over Principal Neff's mini van (cuz there's nothing more embarrassing than driving around in light blue mini van covered with training bras). (7) Pretend like I can't hear anybody and scream everything I have to say for 7 entire days. ( cool Go to a chicken farm. Buy 300 pounds of chicken poo. Bring chicken poo to school. Push John into gigantic pile of chicken poo. Then go, "Hey. What happened there, John?" (9) Spray paint Mr. Roberson's butt purple. (10) Sneak into the school nurse's office and replace all aspirin with small rocks. (11) Walk to pet store. Buy all animals in pet store. Take pets back to school. Release pets in school hallway. (12) Go to school wearing my bra on the OUTSIDE of my shirt. Ya know what? I think I'm gonna try all these. They sound pretty cool. hehe i am SO BAD!

Posted by: Queen_of_Demonic Sun May 25, 2008 @ 05:19am

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Pastel Plague
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Commented on: Mon May 26, 2008 @ 03:43pm


	i like it i might try it some time!!! ********:

Commented on: Wed Dec 31, 2008 @ 10:20pm


	luvv itt

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iiRawr_Yaya
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Commented on: Sun Jan 18, 2009 @ 09:22pm


	nice i MIGHT do some of that but oh well i'll just replace the dude named Mr. Roberson with Mr. Binkley i kno his name is HILARIOUS there's just one problem....if i spraypaint his butt i don't wanna have to look at it you know what i mean?? he's so old his butt will most likely have wrinkles on it ewwwww!! but if you ask him too many stupid questions he'll give you a detention and if i get a detention that will most likely be why..he gives you a holepunch which is supposed to be a discipline but its not but he gives you one if you randomly fall out of your chair or you make a loud noise in the middle of his class...yeah i almost got one because all of my books just randomly fell over..WEIRDO!! but luckily he's just a sub and my real teacher is comin bac on tuesday!! yay!! IF YOU DON'T DANCE YOU HATE YOUR PARENTS

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