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Yo Momma! Yo mama's so fat, no one can talk behind her back. Yo mama's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat. Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet. Yo mama's so fat, she's got her own zip code. Yo mama's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her as a new world. Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. rofl ...lol ADD SOME MORE THROUGH COMMENTS rofl

Posted by: Socially Dead Sat Jun 07, 2008 @ 05:22pm

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Commented on: Sun Jun 08, 2008 @ 05:26am


	Yo mama's so fat, you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Commented on: Sun Jun 08, 2008 @ 05:33am


	Yo mama's so fat, when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."

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Commented on: Sun Jun 08, 2008 @ 05:54pm


	yo mama so ugly, they pushed her off a cliff... i dont get it either

Commented on: Sun Jun 08, 2008 @ 06:14pm


	lol Yo mama's so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up. Yo mama's so stupid, she said "what's that letter after x" and I said Y she said "Cause I wanna know".

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Commented on: Mon Jun 09, 2008 @ 01:26am


	Yo mamas so poor she has a discount at goodwill

Commented on: Mon Jun 09, 2008 @ 01:33am

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Commented on: Fri Jun 13, 2008 @ 05:09pm


	Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer with some rocks With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks blaugh

Commented on: Thu Jun 26, 2008 @ 03:13pm


	yo mamma so fat, she has her own area code yo mamma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. haha

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Commented on: Wed Jul 16, 2008 @ 12:22am


	yo mama so poor, she robbed the 99 cent store!

Commented on: Tue Aug 19, 2008 @ 04:21am


	i dont really get them sweatdrop eek

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