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Random chats: ft. Me and my BF sammy, and or other ppl
Me: I do not act like a house-wife!
Sam: You only look like one.
Me: Are you implying I'm gay?
Sam and Eddy: Yes.
(Onestly ppl i'm not )
Me : Sam what are u doing?
(looks at sam why she playing with my hair
Sam: OMG Tuttrle(my nickname)I lov your hair!"
Me sad sweat drop) Thanks Weasle(her nick name) i think..........."
Sam: Wouldn't it be cool if are hair got married!
Me : WTF *thinking* (image of are hair getting married)
Me:*eyes sparkle* Hey Yea there ******** babies would be Smexy!
Me:Moch cappuchino *cheer*
(Sam and Eddy getting out of starbucks)
Sam: It's ******** cold outside!
Eddy: yea but a skank like you would never understand proper wearings
(Spitss out coffe)
Sam: Are you saying am a whore!
Eddy: if the bra fits!
Me: um guys!
Sam: u self absorvent sorry excuse for a guy
Me: ummmmm guys
Eddy:U skank whore of the devils b***h!
Me: GUYS!!!!!
Sam and Eddy: WHAT?!?!
Me : i don't think this is stuff a poor lady and a 6 year old kid should hear!
(points behind them )
Eddy: GrandMA!
Eddy Grandma: Eduard Daniel I taught u better than that !( pulls eddy ear) and you (pulls Sam ear) That is no way a young lady should act!
Both : owwwwwwwwwwwww!
Me sad sweat drop) they really need manner...
(bird flys and poops on my mocha )
Me: That stupid Mother ******** , you dumb a** bird!(pulls ear)
Eddy grandma: No lady should talk like that!
me: owwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
(We ended up cleaning the back yard till we lear manners)
Eddy: You could be popular if you wanted.
Me: What? Why?
Eddy: They don't treat you like they treat us.
Me: Yeah, that's because I'm kind to them even though they're evil bitches.
Me: I am not having computer withdrawal symptoms! (Twitches)
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