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This is a story I've been working on at another site.
ALSO, ALL CHAPTERS WILL BE IN THIS ONE ENTRY.
THANKS~
CHAPTER ONE
One night in the World That Never Was;
"So what do you guys wanna do?" Axel asked.
"Who gives a bloody crap, Axel?! I'm just not tired. How 'bout you, Marluxia?" Larxene asked.
"I honestly don't care, Lar. In fact, I could care less!" Marluxia laughed.
"Don't be an a**." Larxene said with a slight bit of laughter, which made everyone laugh.
"Well one of us has to besides you, Lar" He said.
Axel then grabbed a pillow, set it on Larxene's lap, and laid his head there.
"Axel, what the ******** are you doing!?!?!" She asked, embarrassed and mad.
"Well, I'm bored and you're the only girl so I figured..."
"YOU FIGURED WHAT?!?!"
"I figured that might as well mess with her!"
"Why me?"
"Because I love you!!"
"Really?" She said, knowing exactly what to expect.
"No." He said with a smirk. "Hey have you guys seen Roxas? He was supposed to be here with pizza an hour ago!" He whined, stomach growling fairly loud.
"Axel, I'd appretiate it if you'd get off..." Larxene growled.
"Nah. This is waaay too fun." At that, he rolled on his stomach.
"WHAT THE ******** ARE YOU DOING?!?!?"
"Spank me."
"WHAAAT?!?!"
"I SAID spank me." He laughed.
"Fine." She unwantedly spanked the Flurry of Dancing Flames.
"Wow! You actually did it!"
"If I didn't you wouldn't leave me alone. Would you?"
"No. Indeed I would not." Axel chuckled.
"Are you guys quite done?" The Graceful Assassin asked.
Larxene and Axel stared at him then at each other. Axel laughed and Larxene glared at the two.
"HEEEEY!!! I'M BAAAAAHAAACK!!!" A young voice said.
"Roxas?" The three asked all at once.
"In the ummm..." Here his was trying to think of something other than 'the flesh'.
"It's okay. Don't hurt yourself." Axel laughed. "So where's our food, Roxas?"
"Right here, Axel." He grabbed ten pizzas because they eat a lot. (lol) Two being super spicy pizzas(for Axel), four cheese pizzas and four pepperoni pizzas.
"Yay! I'm starving!" Larxene yelled.
The other three males stared at her.
"What?"
"Nothing." The three said.
"Ladies first!" Axel said as the other two males were about to grab a slice.
"Fine." The two sighed.
"Aw, you're too nice, Axel." Then she muttered, "For an a*****e."
Axel just snickered and gave her two cheese and two pepperoni pizza slices.
"Hmmm not bad, Roxas. Not bad at all." She said.
"Not a problem! Anything for you guys." Roxas said.
"Yeah, whatever, kid!" Marluxia said.
Axel laid back down on Lar's pillow lap and ate.
"You're so soft, Lar!" He laughed.
"Tch." Much unlike Axel, she was not amused.
~*X*~
CHAPTER TWO
"Before we all go to sleep can you make us some tea, Lar?" Axel asked, only slightly drowsy.
"Fine, but only if you promise to shut up." The Savage Nymph said with slight anger.
"Yes, Honey." He laughed.
"Ugh. Why can you just leave her alone, Aku?" The Graceful Assassin said.
"DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME THAT, YOU f**! Besides, she loves me! Isn't that right?"
"No." Lar griped and she got out the tea.
"GASP! How could you say that, Larxene?!"
Larxene then sighed. "Because it's true."
"Wait a second!! DID YOU JUST CALL ME A 'f**'?!?!?!" Marluxia asked, filled with anger.
"Would you all shut up? I'm trying to watch T.V." Roxas said.
"Shouldn't you be going to bed, Roxas?" Axel asked with pride because he didn't have a bed time.
"Tea first please?!" At that, Roxas gave them all a 'Puss in Boots' sort of look.
"Ugh. Fine..." The rest said.
"Yay!" Roxas squealed.
Larxene made them all tea and they went to bad after they were all done...at least most of them did...
"Aww man, I can't sleep." Axel thought. "I wonder what Lar's doing..."
He went to Larxene's room, labeled on the door as "The Savage Nymph." Below that said, "ENTER AND SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!"
"She won't mind." He thought as he began to sneak in.
"Lonely?" A sad Larxene asked.
Startled by her being awake, Axel jumped in the air.
"You're awake?" He asked very calmly for someone who just got the s**t scared out of him.
"Yeah. Couldn't sleep." She said "And what, if you don't mind me asking, are doing in my room? Can't you read signs?!"
"Just as much as the next guy...But...I am a bit lonely."
"Hmpf. I figured as much. You ARE quite the attention-whore type." She snickered.
Axel went on the bed and laid down.
"So, what's it like being the only girl?" He asked.
"It's strange. It's also kinda fun."
"How so?"
"Well, I got all you guys to myself." She laughed because she noticed Axel blushing. "What's the matter, Axel? Cat got your a**?"
"WHAT?! Don't you mean...never mind."
It got cold very soon in the room so...
"Cold?" Axel asked as he noticed Larxene shivering.
"A little". She replied, still shivering.
"Here." He grab her around the waist and held her tight. He, being the Flurry of Dancing FLAMES, was awfully warm. All Larxene did was blush and give in to the warmth.
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IN THE MORNING
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"Oh? What's this?" A younger voice asked.
"Huh?" Axel asked only wearing a white shirt and boxers.
"Oh...nothingness." A shocked and embarrassed Larxene said, wearing nothing but a black tank top and black shorts.
"Oh s**t!!! ROXAS!!! WHY THE ******** ARE YOU IN HERE?!?!"
"The Superior told me to get you two. I went to your room first, BUT you weren't there so I figured you must be on the couch or something. So I went to Lar's room first because it was closer...Only to find you two in the same bed wearing THAT!!!" A shockingly moody Roxas said.
"Oh. Let's get in our cloaks shall we?" Axel asked.
"...Uh...yeah. 'Kay." Larxene replied, still blushing.
"Oh, and we have to listen to music afterward so be prepared for crap almighty!" Roxas said with a laugh.
"NOOO!!! NOT..."
~*X*~
CHAPTER THREE
Morning in Castle Oblivion's basements:
ZEXY'S ROOM...
"Ow ow ow ow..." A hurt Zexion said with a sigh. "What the ******** happened? Ugh, and why am I talking to myself? s**t! Did it again!"
His room was black with some white nobody signs on the walls. He had pictures of Vexen, Lexaeus, and him at Universal Studios, Florida also on the wall right above his bed. His bed was metal with a TempurPedic Sleep System* on it for when he has his episodes. The covers were the color of Xemnas' last battle outfit except with a nobody sign running from top to bottom. If you hit a certain switch, the walls would move around and the other side would have it's colors inverted even the bed sheet cover was inverted, but he still had the pictures in the same exact place above his bed.
"Better call the guys to let them know I made it home okay. s**t! Where's my shitty cell phone?!?! Oh, well. Better use My iPhone."
He took his iPhone** from where it was safe a called up Vexen.
VEXEN'S ROOM...
"Ack. What the HELL happened last night?!" Vexen asked himself, full of non-existent anger. "I wonder if Zexy and Lex made it home okay." He then sighed. "Oh, Vex don't be so hard on yourself. Just because you got drunk and killed all those people doesn't make you a bad person."
His room was white and light blue with black Nobody signs in the same place as Zexion has his. He, too, had pictures of Zexion, Lexaeus, and himself, but not above his bed, they were ALL on the ceiling. He had a stereo repeating the song "Ice Ice, Baby". He had different collectibles of snow globes and different ices from different world all on shelves that went around his whole room. There was a ladder in his room leading down to a secret lab, for which he tested, did some reports, and did experiments on monkeys***
Later, he heard his iPhone ringing.
"Hello? Yes, I'm okay. Have you called Lex? Why not?! You should always call him first you..you..."
Zexion's part of the conversation:
"Hey, Vex! Did you make it home okay? Good to know. No. Because I'm currently talking to you. HEY HEY HEY!!! JUST BECAUSE I DIDN'T CALL HIM FIRST DOESN'T MAKE ME A..."
Vexen's part:
"Okay, okay. Just call him please. Okay thanks. uhhh..."
Zexion's:
"Fine. No problem. Love you...Oh, s**t!! Please, for the love of nothingness, tell me I didn't just say that!!!"
Vex's:
"Sorry, but ya did, Kid."
Zexy's:
"Please remind me to kill myself."
Vex's:
0_o "No can do! Just get off and call him! Later!!"
Zexy's:
-_- "Fine! GET THE ******** OFF ALREADY!!! Bye."
Zexion went to call Lexaeus...
LEXAEUS' ROOM...
"Well, last night didn't go to good for them, BUT lucky for me I'm a non-alcoholic!!" Lexaeus said to himself.
His room was rather pale, nothing to it but nobody signs and the same pictures as the other two have. Nothing of interest to anyone else besides him except for a 100ft Alligator Gar**** in a gigantic tank.
He heard his iPhone ringing to the song "Nobody's Fool" By Evanescence.
"Hello, Lex's office please hold! Oh, Zexy!! Did ya just hear what I said? Oh thank nothingness!! Oh, nothing! So what's with the urgent-ness? Oh, is that all? I told you two not to drink! I'm not giving a lecture I'm just trying to prove a point! Yeah yeah! Hahaha!! Well, see ya later, Zexigator!! Jerk! Bye!"
Zexy's conversation part:
"He--. What? This is Zexion! No? Huh?! I just wanted to make sure you were okay from last night, I mean I got stabbed several places. HEY!!! Oh, here we go with the lectures again...Whatever a*****e!! Hahah!! Dude, that's the gayest thing you've ever said and you don't say much. I know. Later!"
"Well, Lector, another day, and another day closer to fading back into darkness. Oh, yeah! Your food!! Here ya go, buddy! I stole these from the "NOT TESTED MONKEYS" bin. ENJOY!!!"
He then feeds his beloved Alligator Gar 10 NOT TESTED monkeys.
"Oh, yeah...Meeting!" Zexion said as he met up with his friends.
"s**t! That's today?!" Vexen yelled.
"Two things wrong with that sentence, Vex. ONE: No cursing and TWO: Inside voices." Lexaeus said.
"Shut up and keep walking!! The sooner we get there, the sooner we can go!" Vexen growled.
"Sorry to break it to ya, Vex, but we have to stay for this one AND ON TOP OF EVERY-BLOODY-THING, we have to listen to mister 'I think I'm good at an instrument'!" Zexion said ever so enthusiastically.
"Oh, nothingness! You don't mean..."
*I want it so very badly! TempurPedic RULES!!!
**NEED iPHONE!!!
***HATE MONKEYS SOOOOO MUCH!!
****I LOVE things that scare the crap outta me!! (and it gets to eat 10 monkeys!)
~*X*~
CHAPTER FOUR
All of the Castle Oblivion peeps meet up at where the meeting was held in The World That Never Was;
"Hey, guys!!" Axel said.
"Oh, nothingness! What does that a*****e want?" Vexen whispered to the Underground Members.
"Only Xemnas knows." Zexion whispered back.
"SILENCE!!!" The Superior yelled.
At that, everyone sat quietly for fear of Xemnas making them fade too early.
"Now I'm sure you all know why we're here."
Everyone nodded "yes".
"You don't, do you?"
"Not really, Superior." All but Saix and The Superior himself said.
"Should I tell them, Xemnas?" Saix asked.
"Go ahead. Since you're the only one who listens." He replied.
"Uh-hum! Someone took a duke in the urinal." Saix said.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!" Axel, Demyx, Xigbar, Marluxia and Roxas burst out in a fit of laughter.
"Is it really necessary to have a meeting about this, Superior?" Larxene asked while trying to look serious.
"Yes!! I don't like to go to the bathroom only to find a TERD in the urinal!!" Xemnas Replied.
Saix snorted, trying not to laugh.
"I'm sorry, but the use of that word..." Saix said
"WHAT WORD?" Xemnas replied a little bit pissed. (as you could probably tell)
"Terd...AHAHA!! Oh my nothingness...I'm so sorry, but I can't help it!!" Saix at this point sort of did a squeal/laugh thing.
"I'm surrounded by morons..." Xemnas grumbled.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ALL of them besides Zexion, Larxene, Saix (he's holding it in as best as he can) and Xemnas laughed out loud.
"SIIIILEEEENCE!!!!!! IF YOU DO NOT OBEY AT ONCE, YOU SHALL HAVE EARLY FADING CALL FROM YOURS TRULY!" The Superior roared.
Silence fell upon them.
"Good."
"Terd." Axel whispered to Demyx.
"Stop it, Axel!" He whispered back.
"Terd, terd, terd, terd, terd, terd..." Axel continued giggling almost like a little girl with a brand new dolly.
"Excuse me, Superior." Demyx called out.
"Oh?" Xemnas replied.
"I need to go to the restroom." He said ever so politely.
"Fine, but someone has to accompany you to make sure you don't lay a fudge monkey in the urinal, got it?" Xemnas answered.
"AHAHA!! Yes, I gotta go now!!" Demyx laughed so hard it looked as though he was going to pee himself.
"I'll accompany him, Sir!" Axel blurted.
"Fine! Now go. I'm sick of seeing your faces." Xemnas then did a sort of pouty look and put his hand underneath his chin.
The two ran laughing their asses off.
"Okay. Now that that's over with..."
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THE BATHROOM
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"HOLY s**t!! HOW MANY TIMES IS HE GONNA DO THAT!!" Axel asked still laughing.
"How could he stay so serious? I couldn't do that!" Demyx giggling while trying to talk.
"Nothingness knows you COULDN'T!" Axel said.
"Yeah! But what really got me is that even Saix, Mister SERIOUS was laughing!!" Demyx squealed.
"OMN OMN OMN OMN OMN OMN!!!!! IT HURTS TO LAUGH!!" Axel yelled.
At this point in time, they were both crying it hurt so bad to laugh. And after they FINALLY calmed down to where it doesn't hurt...
"Okay, we'd better be getting back, Axel." Demyx said.
"Yeah, yeah..." He replied.
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BACK AT THE MEETING
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"And that concludes the terd mystery." Xemnas said with approval.
"Who did it?" Demyx and Axel asked.
"Xigbar." Roxas said.
"Huh. Not as shocking as you'd think." Demyx and Axel said at the same time.
"Now are musical guest....DEMYX!!!!" Xemnas said not very positive about that remark.
"Thanks, Superior! I won't let ya down!" Demyx said.
"Good-y." He glared a little, but to where Demyx couldn't see it.
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THE CRAPPY SONG OF HORRORS
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"Now then." He summoned his Sitar.
"I love my mullet how bout you?!
It's hot
It's SEXEH and
I LOOOOOVES IT!!
You see all those guys
They're oh so jealous
I can't help that it looks oh so sexy on me but
So......'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!' on them!
MULLE' MULLE' MULLET!!!
MULLE' MULLE' MULLET!!!
MMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
I LOVES MY MULLET!!
Thank you! I'll be here all week!" (oh my ******** God...)
"Uhh...that was..." Saix was beginning to say something buuuhuuut..
"IT SUCKED!!! IT WAS HORRIBLE!! I THINK YOU GAVE ME A HEART BUT YOUR SONG SUCKED SO BAD IT GOT RIPPED TO SHREDS AND NOW I'M DEAD!!!! MY EARS ARE LITERALLY BLEEDING!!!!" Xemnas yelled.
"..." Demyx was speechless and sad.
"Aww no, Demyx!! Don't cry!!" Axel tried to comfort The Melodious Nocturne, but nothing seemed to work.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" All the young one could do was cry. T.T
"Hey, Demmy!!" Axel cried.
"Leave me alone ", he sighed.
"Roxas, Saix, Larxene and I wanna take you somewhere!!" Axel said.
"Where...?"
"ATLANTICA!!"
"REALLY?!?!" Demyx said excitedly.
"Yep." He said almost like a father-figure for innocent little Demmy.
"YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!" Demyx squealed with joy and gave Axel a great big hug.
"Ummm...Awkward..." Axel said embarrassed.
"Aww, who cares!" Demyx said still filled with joy.
~*X*~
CHAPTER FIVE
As Axel, Demyx, Roxas, Larxene, and Saix got ready for there trip to Atlantica...
"I can't believe I have to do this!" Saix said with some repulse. "Why would Xemnas make me do this?!"
"Maybe it's 'cause you need to get out more often!" Axel laughed.
"You don't know how much I want to kill you right now."
"I'm pretty sure I know. I also think he's making you do this cause he wanted you to be away from your fetish."
"Oh? What's that?"
"Not what. Who."
"WHO'S THAT, then."
"The Superior himself, b***h!" Axel laughed.
"Oh, you son of a---"
Before Saix finished his sentence he grabbed Axel by the throat.
"Okay, okay! I'm sorry!! You were WIDE open for the shot!! LET ME LIIIIVE!!" Axel wheezed.
"We don't live, Axel. WE are nothing. Something made as a nothing cannot live." Saix said still choking The Flurry of Dancing Flames.
"LET ME GO, a** WIPE!!!" Axel yelled at the top of his lungs.
Saix let go and Axel fell to the floor still gasping for air.
Axel coughed. "Why you.." He lit Saix on fire.
"NOTHINGNESS!!! GET THIS ******** FIRE OFF MEEEEE!!!! Saix yelled.
"Oh, for the love of nothingness." Larxene stated with amusement.
"PLEASE, LARXENE!!! PUT THIS DAMN FIRE OUT!!"
"Fine." She huffed. She then went to the main bathroom, got a bucket which they used for keeping the door in place, and filled it to the top.
Demyx had just walked in with Roxas nibbling on a frozen donut.
"Oooookaaaay..." Demyx and Roxas said at the same time.
"Demyx, use this water and put his stupid a** out!" Larxene said.
"Okay! DANCE, WATER!! DANCE!!!"
The water went around Demyx then went to Saix putting the fire out and making steam come off of him.
"I SWEAR! IF YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN, AXEL, I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!" Saix screamed.
"Yeah, yeah. Hey SCREW YOU. JUST SCREW YOU. Got it memorized?" Axel said while noticing Roxas still nibbling the frozen donut. "Dude, what's with that stupid donut?"
"IT'S NOT STUPID, AXEL!!!" Roxas hissed. "I wuv it."
"Uh-huh...We all ready?" Axel said.
"Yeah!" They all said.
"Good." Axel said back.
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IN THE 5,000 FT. SUB OF AWESOMENESS...
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"Ya know, I've heard of Atlantica, a place filled with water, but I've never seen it." Demyx said. "Hey! ARE WE CHANGING?!?!"
"I believe we are, Mister Points Out The Obvious." Axel said back.
"Aw, man! I'm gonna be wearing nothing but a stupid shell bra!" Larxene said.
At this Axel and Saix stared at her. Demyx shivered because...
"I DON'T WANNA WEAR A SHELL BRA, AXEL!!!! I DON'T WANNA!!!" Demyx yelled.
"Relax. Only Boobs McGee will be wearing one and we'll just have no shirts." Axel stated very calmly.
"Wait a sec...DID YOU JUST CALL ME 'BOOBS MCGEE'?!?!?!?" Larxene yelled.
"Well, you ARE the only one of us that HAS boobs."
Larxene pushed Axel on his back and was about to castrate him until...
"Hey we better get out before we die because of no water." Demyx said.
"Fine. I'll fix him some other time." Larxene said.
"Whew." Axel said in relief.
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ATLANTICA
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"I think I look sexy with no shirt on!" Demyx said.
"Gee, thanks for sharing." Axel said.
"I feel so violated." Roxas said.
"Why?" Axel asked.
"Around nothing but guys and one girl that's over my age. So what do ya mean 'WHY'?!?!?" Roxas yelled.
"It's not all that bad."
"Axel, don't be turning gay on me!"
"I'm not, ya little terd!"
"Well, how do ya think I feel?!" Larxene burst out. "Surrounded by two guys and two guy kids!"
"KIDS?!" Demyx and Roxas yelled at once.
"Yeah, kids. Demyx being the youngest."
"Wait I thought I was the youngest?" Roxas said.
"Yes, you are, but only physically." Larxene replied.
"Huh?" Demyx and Roxas said at once.
"Demyx has the innocent mind of a seven year old while you, Roxas, have the mind of a fifteen year old."
"Yeah. Got it memorized?" Axel said.
"Oooh." Demyx and Roxas said at the same time.
"So since this IS your trip, Demyx, tell us where you wanna go." Axel said.
"Umm...how 'bout there?" Demyx said while pointing to a huge palace.
"Okay! Let's go guys!" Axel yelled.
BY THE WAY INSTEAD OF PUTTING GOD (ya know for "for the love of God!" and "for God's sake!" and "only God knows!" wink I PUT EITHER NOTHINGNESS OR XEMNAS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME!
~*X*~
CHAPTER SIX
"Oh my nothingness! Is that a pineapple?" Demyx said remembering the time Roxas watched something about a pineapple under the sea.
"I can't believe it..." Roxas said.
"IT REALLY IS!!!" Larxene, Axel, and Saix said at the same time.
"I'm gonna go touch it." Demyx said.
"DEMYX, NO!" Axel said, but he was too late.
Demyx picked up the pineapple and started shaking it.
"Hey!! Stop it!!!" A squeaky voice sounding familiar only to Roxas and Demyx.
"OMN!!! IT TALKS!! A TALKING PINEAPPLE!!!" Demyx shrieked as he hid behind Axel.
"I'm pretty sure it's not the pineapple." Axel said.
"He's right! The pineapple isn't talking. I am!" A sponge said as he walked out.
"OMN! Demyx, it's SpongeBob SquarePants!" Roxas said to Demyx.
"Wow!" Demyx said back.
Demyx picked up the square yellow sponge and huggled him.
"I love you, SpongeBob!!!" He said.
"Aw, I love you, too!" SpongeBob said.
"Hey this is fun guys!" Demyx squealed.
"Fun?" Saix asked.
"Dude, don't tell me you don't know what fun is?!" Demyx, Axel, and Roxas said in disbelief.
"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I do not, oh so unfortunately..." He said.(he does, but the little b*****d just doesn't care for it)
"Well, fun is when you...fun is...What is fun? Here, lemme spell it." Demyx said.
"Oh, nothingness..." Roxas said having watched that episode.
"F is for friends who do stuff together." Demyx sung.
"U is for you and me!" Roxas said trying to make Demyx look less like an idiot.
"N is for anywhere anytime at all down here in the deep blue world!" They both said.
"Oooookaaaay..." Saix, Larxene and Axel said.
"F is for fire that burns down all towns!" Axel began.
"U is for uranium BOMBS!" Larxene said.
"N is for no survivors when you--" Saix was saying until Roxas and Demyx interrupted.
"STOP IIIT!! THAT'S NOT WHAT FUN IS ABOUT!!" Demyx and Roxas wined . "Here let us show you."
Demyx got Saix and Larxene, while Roxas got Axel by the arms.
"See? Do this." Roxas said while moving Axel arms.
An embarrassed Axel was kinda giggling BEFORE Roxas did anything.
"You okay, Axel?" Roxas said, worried for his friend.
"Uh, oh, uh-huh! So what do we do? -teehee- C'mon already! Tell me, tell me!!!" Axel said like a little girl.
"Okay! Here we go! F is for friends who do stuff together!" Roxas began
"U is for you and me!" Axel said.
"N is for anywhere anytime at all down here in the deep blue world!" They sung together.
"Now your guys' turn!" Demyx said. "Ready? Here we go! F is for friends who do stuff together!" He began.
"U is for you....and...-kill- me..." Saix grumbled.
"N is for anywhere....-like up your a**-...anytime...at all...down here...in this -crappy- world..." Larxene finished.
"See? Not so bad!" Roxas and Demyx said.
Roxas noticed Axel looking at some sort of picture.
"Axel, what are ya looking at?" Roxas asked.
"Oh, nothing." Axel said hiding the picture.
"Lemme see!"
"No!" Axel said blushing like hell.
"Ugh. You're so difficult sometimes, Axel!" Roxas said while pointing at Axel.
"Yeah? So what?!" Axel laughed, still blushing. "Hey c'mon, Demyx! I thought we were going to the palace?!"
"Oh, yeah! Bye, SpongeBob!" Demyx said while putting the sponge down.
"Bye, everyone!!!" The sponge said.
~*X*~
CHAPTER SEVEN
"Well, we're finally here." Axel said.
"Ya know, I was wondering where Patrick was." Demyx said.
"My nothingness, Demyx! Can't you think of anything that isn't stupid?" Larxene said.
"Hey! What's up your a**?!" Axel said.
"Last time I checked, nothing. What's up yours?"
"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!?!"
"I know who you are. I know what you've done. You can't run, Axel..."
"Lar, you're scaring me." Axel said.
"Why?"
"Well, you don't sound like............you."
"And just what do I sound like?"
"Sorry, Demyx! I'm leaving!!!" Axel said.
"WAIT!!! YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE!!!" Said Demyx, sadness in his voice.
"I'm sorry! I can't handle the pressure Lar's putting on me!" He said.
"You have to see the palace first!" Demyx cried.
"................Fine................" Said Axel.
"Yay!" Demyx said while giving Axel a hug.
"You gotta stop that." Axel said, embarrassed yet again.
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On their way to the palace....
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"Pain, without love. Pain, can't get enough. Pain, I like it rough 'cause I'd rather feel pain then nothing at all..." Roxas began, emo as ever.
"You're sick of feelin' numb.
You're not the only one.
I'll take you by the hand and I'll show you a world you can understand.
This life is filled with hurt
When happiness doesn't work.
Trust me, and take my hand
When the lights go out you'll understand." Axel sung while grabbing Roxas' hand and swimming faster to the palace like a little game (if you will).
"Haha!!! They're so behind!" Roxas said, still clinging to the red-haired Nobody's arm.
"I wonder how long---" Axel started to say, but a giant shark popped up in their path.
"Axel!!!" Roxas screamed as his best friend fell to the sea floor.
"What happened, Roxas?!?!" Demyx asked while he swam as fast as he could to get to the blonde boy.
"HELP ME!!!" Roxas cried, searching for his beloved friend Axel.
"Oh!!! WHERE'S AXEL!!!" Larxene screamed, noticing the water changing because of Roxas' crying.
"JUST HELP ME!!!!!!........Please..." Roxas continued his search while he cried.
"Found him!!!!" Demyx cried.
"MOVE!!!" Roxas yelled while shoving the others out of the way.
Roxas picked up Axel's almost lifeless body.
"Hey, buddy!" Axel said, blood coming from his mouth.
"Don't say a word." Roxas said holding him close. "We need to get outta this Hell-Hold!!"
"But--" Demyx got interrupted by Roxas smacking him across the face.
"No 'BUT's, OKAY?!?! We need to leave!!!" Roxas screamed "Warp outta here now!" He continued as he warped him and Axel out of the watery place.
"Let's go, Saix!" Larxene yelled.
"Right." Saix responded.
"Hey!! What about me?!" Demyx cried.
"What about you?" Larxene said, warping out with Saix.
The only one left was Demyx. He was crying, though you could not see it under water.
"Why?" Was the only thing he said while warping to The World That Never Was with the others.
Poor Axel *cries* ....I think I made them too....Human-ish....Ah, well.
~*X*~
CHAPTER EIGHT
Back at The World That Never Was meeting place they were eating(don't ask me why they're eating in that place -_-');
"It's been way too long. They should have been back by now," Xemnas thought.
"I shouldn't have made him go." Xemnas thought aloud about Saix.
"What?" Xigbar asked.
"Oh, nothing." Xemnas said, blushing.
"Ooooh!!! You're thinking 'bout someone!!! Who's it?" Xigbar asked.
"WOULD YOU GET BACK TO WORK?!?!!" Xemnas yelled.
"Fine, fine. Wait a sec...we're not doing anything!"
"Just get out of my face...Number two." Xemnas said, knowing it offended Xiggy when he said that.
"AAAAUGH!!! AGAIN WITH THE TWO'S!!! WHAT'S WITH YOU, MAN?!?!?!?!?"
"Once again, move or I'll make you move..." Xemnas growled.
"Okay, man! Don't have to be like that!" Xigbar said, fleeing quickly.
"SUPERIOR!!! SUPERIOR!!! WE NEED HELP!!!! NOW!!!" Roxas screamed while holding one side of Axel while Saix held the other.
"What happened? Is Saix okay?!?!?" Xemnas said.
"I'M not the one you should be worried about. It's number VIII." Saix said.
"Stop calling me that! It's AXEL!!! A-X-E-L, got it---" Axel begun, blood still coming from the mouth, but with one swift move of Roxas' hand, he fell silent again.
"Get him to the lab, only XIII and XII may go. VII, come here." Xemnas said.
"Yes, sir!" Roxas and Larxene said, carrying Axel.
"What am I of use to you, Xemnas?" Saix asked.
"Just wondering how much you enjoyed your little trip." Xemnas said, his face getting closer to Saix's.
"Ummm...what are you doing?" Saix said, blushing.
Xemnas got so close it looked like him and Saix were kissing (but unfortunately, they were not ^^).
"Saix?"
"Yes?"
"I'd like to speak to you...in private please."
"Ooookaaaaay...awkward." Saix said, sweating.
"Come on! You shall follow me." Xemnas said.
"..." Saix fell silent following his Superior.
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THE UNDERGROUND LAB
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"Vexen! We need you right now!!!" Larxene said.
"Aw crap." Vexen said to Zexion.
"It's probably a splinter, like the last 500 times." Zexion said back.
"It's Axel! He's hurt!!! We need your help!" Roxas said, beginning to cry.
"Must be even WORSE to make that kid cry that much." Zexion said to Vexen.
"Well, Nurse Zexion, get the tools." Vexen said.
"STOP CALLING ME THAT! It's so embarrassing." Zexion said.
"Come, come. Dr. Vexen shall show you where to go." Vexen said, putting on a surgical mask before he even looked at Axel.
"You're not gonna perform surgery on me. Are ya?" Axel said, more blood coming from the mouth.
"FIRST someone's going to undress you." Vexen said.
"NO!!" Axel coughed, and blood poured out his mouth and onto the floor.
"Oh, yes." Said Vexen, a smile creeping across his face. "Larxene, do the honors!"
"No!! I can't do that! Let the kid do it! At least he's a guy!" She said.
"Well, he's a lot heavier here than he is in Atlantica! I don't think I can!" Roxas said.
"That's okay. I'll undress myself." Axel said, trying to get up. He stood up surprisingly well. "See? I can stand." He twinged with pain. "See? SEE?!?!?! It's not too bad!" He said, looking as though he was going to pass out.
"Here." Was all Roxas said. He made a motion for Larxene to get out if she doesn't want to sneak a peek.
"Okay!" Larxene said, running from the room.
"Sit. I'll help you." Roxas said, Zexion and Vexen were whispering about how he's going to see things he's gonna wish he never saw.
"Fine, but it's your eyes, kid." Axel said.
"Nothing I haven't seen before. I have one, you have one, everyone in the Organization has one except Lar."
"Good point. I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but, strip away." Axel said.
"If you need Zexion and I, we'll be waiting for you two in the examination cell." Dr. Vexen said.
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THE EXAMINATION CELL
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"Thanks, Roxas." Axel said.
"Please, don't let me do that again." Roxas said back.
"Heh!" Axel laughed a little, but tried to control it.
"Good. He's here, nurse!" Vexen said.
Zexion looked as though he was about to rip Vexen to shreds. "STFU ALREADY WITH THE NURSE CRAP!" Zexion growled.
"Oh." Vex and Zexy said at once.
"Pretty messed up, are I?" Axel said.
"Nothing a few stitches, medicine and daily doctor sessions won't fix!" Zexy and Vex said.
"No! This is gonna suck." Axel cried.
"Here, breathe in this." Zexion said, comfortingly.
Axel breathed in the knock out gas in and was soon fast asleep.
As Dr. Vexen and Nurse(lol) Zexion did all they needed to do except on last stitch...
"Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow..." Axel said, waking up from the K-O gas.
"Oh, crap! He's waking up!!!" Dr.(yeah right) Vexen said. "HURRY!!!"
"Relax. Hey, I thought the doctors were supposed to do the surgery?" Nurse Zexion said.
"Shut up and hurry!" Dr. Vexen said back.
"And..................done." The Nurse said. "You owe me big, Vex."
"This hurts like hell!" Axel yelled.
"This is the pain killer." Zexion said while handing him a bottle of liquid. "You put it on the skin directly. It hurts like a son of a b***h, but after a little while the pain stops and nothing hurts anymore."
"Put it on every 4 to 5 hours." Vexen said, eying Roxas.
"What?" Roxas said.
"I'm counting on YOU to let him know when to put it on. Okay?"
"Right." Roxas said, smiling.
HA! Fooled ya!
~*X*~
CHAPTER NINE
"Hey, did you see that?" Xigbar asked Xaldin.
"No. What?" Xaldin replied.
"Xemnas and Saix went into XEMNAS' room TOGETHER!!!"
"Oh........OH!!! I wonder what they're doing."
"Wanna go see?"
"Hell ya!!!"
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"This is gonna be awesome." Xiggy said.
"Shh!" Xaldin whispered. "Do you want them to hear us?"
"No."
"Then shut up."
They put their ears to the door to Xemnas' room and they heard continuous thumping like a bed hitting against the wall.
"Oh.....my.....nothingness...." The two whispered at the same time.
Sad thoughts, Xemnas. Sad thoughts. Xemnas thought to himself. Whatever just cry!
"You know, Saix, you had me very worried." Xemnas said, making himself cry.
"I-I did?" Saix said, surprised that ANYONE thought or cared about HIM.
"Yes you did. I thought I had lost you."
More bed thumping.
"What? I mean....wait..."
"Don't hurt yourself. We wouldn't want anything to happen to your delicate mind."
"Why are you talking to me like that?"
"Because I'm worried. Not just for you, but for your well being."
More bed thumping.
"Why are you doing that?" Saix asked.
"Because you wanted me to." Xemnas laughed.
"Dude, did you just here that?" Xigbar asked Xaldin.
"They're....having...." Xaldin begun, but he stopped himself for fear of throwing up.
"HAHAHAHA!!! WE GOT DIRT ON THAT b*****d NOW!!!" Xigbar said.
"STFU! Stop being so loud." Xaldin said back.
"Oops. Sorry, Xal."
"Hmph."
"No I didn't!" Saix said.
"You know you like it." Xemnas smirked.
"Well, it is a BIG change from not being cared for."
"TACKLE AGAIN!!!"
"s**t..."
The continuous bed thumping was Xemnas tackle-glomping Saix. Xemnas smiled and Saix smiled back.
"I missed you!" Xemnas said, still hugging the Luna Diviner.
"I can tell." Saix said back.
"So.......wanna talk?"
"Wanna?"
"Yes...want to?"
"That's better and okay."
".................Let's talk about Xigbar."
"They're gonna talk about me." Xiggy said.
"Whoop-dee-doo." Xaldin said back. "Shut up before I shove these lances up your a**."
"Okay, okay."
"Yes. He's been behind on some of his work." Saix said.
"Yes. How unfortunate of him to forget our little deal." Xemnas said back.
"Yes, unfortunate."
Xemnas and Saix began "evil laughing".
"We should talk to him about that." Saix said.
"I will, but first...."
Xemnas halled off and smacked Saix.
"What the HELL was that for?!?!!?" Saix yelled.
"I'm afraid people are listening..." Xemnas whispered. "Be quiet and act like.....I don't..."
"Oh. How about we scare the hell out of them?" Saix whispered back.
"Hehe! Yes, we will..." Xemnas laughed quietly.
"Somethings not right..." Xaldin said to himself. "I going to go. Have fun!" He said to Xigbar while running to his room.
"Hey!!! Come back, man!!!" Xigbar shouted.
"Idiot." Xaldin said to himself.
"One......Two......Three....GO!" Xemnas said as he and Saix ran to the door, swung it open before poor Xiggy had a chance to move, and hit him square in the face.
"Holy--!!!! OW!!!" Poor Xiggy fell to the floor.
"Hmph! An eavesdropper." Xemnas said, looking at the poor thing.
"Xaldin was here too!!!" Xigbar said, trying to get Xaldin in just as much trouble.
"XALDIN!!" Saix yelled.
"s**t..." Xaldin said to himself, having to go back. "Yes?"
"Were you spying on Saix and I?" Xemnas said.
"No, Superior." Xaldin said, looking at Xigbar's sad, bleeding face.
"Okay. Carry on!"
"Wait..." Xigbar said, beginning to cry.
"Now. What punishment do you think this one needs, Saix?"
"I don't know, Xemnas."
"We'll just have to think of something then..."
At this they scared Xigbar so much with "evil laughing" that he twitched all over.
....I shoulda had a sex-scene....Maybe later~
XD
~*X*~
CHAPTER TEN
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OMG!!! 6 months later...(that's right! I said it!) 0o
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It was early morning in the World That Never Was...
"Well, today's the day!" Axel said, happy that his stitches would be taken out in the afternoon.
"I brought you your food." Demyx said. He was having to bring Axel all his needed objects before the stitches were gone and out.
"Thanks, but I'm not hungry."
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing. Just not hungry." He smirked at Demyx. "If that's okay with you, oh mister sensitive."
"I'm not leaving until you eat! You have us all worried. You not eating will give us the impression that you want to fade."
"FYI, Demyx, I don't wanna."
"Then eat. I don't want to feed you, but I will if I must."
"Okay, okay! I'll eat already!"
Demyx waited until Axel ate some of his food then left, satisfied that he got through to him.
"I wonder if Xigbar's still like that?" Axel thought aloud as he ate.
"Hey, Demyx!" Roxas yelled, almost as happy as Axel.
"Huh?" Demyx turned around, seeing Roxas running towards him with a smile as big as a truck. "Oh, he--"
Roxas jumped and hugged him. "I'm so happy!!! He's finally gonna be him again!!!"
"I can tell." Demyx laughed. "So are you gonna be there when he gets them taken out?"
"Probably, though I really don't wanna see them come out." He shuddered.
"Don't worry! You'll probably be outside of the room anyway."
"I'll see what I can do. Hey, wanna go see Xigbar? I heard he's still like that."
"That'll be something!"
"Hey, guys!" Axel said, his dishes in his hands.
"Axel!" Roxas yelled happily.
"Hey there, Roxas." Axel said back. "You miss me or something?"
Roxas hugged Axel tight. "Why wouldn't I? We're best friends, right?"
"Why are you asking me? I already know the answer. That's a yes. Got it memorized?"
"Heh!" Roxas chuckled. "Demyx and I were gonna go see Xigbar. Wanna come?"
"Sure."
"Well, then come on!" Demyx laughed as he ran along up ahead.
"Hey! Wait up!" Roxas and Axel called.
Demyx just stuck his tongue out. "C'mon, you lazy Nobodies!"
"Oh, my..." Axel said. (more like laughed)
"Oh, my nothingness..." Demyx and Roxas snorted, trying not to laugh.
"Shut. Up." Xigbar said. He was in a Maid's outfit, cleaning like one as well.
"Did Xemnas do this to you?" Axel asked, having been in his room for most of the time, he only heard rumors Demyx brought with him along with the food.
"And Saix..." Xigbar groaned, blushing like crazy.
"LOSER!!!" Demyx and Roxas laughed.
"AH!!!" Xigbar threw a vase and it hit Demyx square in the face.
"Owchies!" Demyx cried, rubbing his head.
"Ha-ha!" Roxas mocked.
Axel just stared at how immature his friends were. "So, why did they do it?"
"Eavesdropping. Xaldin did it too, but he lied and got away. This is so not cool, guys!"
"Well, did we say you could talk?" Xemnas and Saix walked in, evil grinning as they spoke.
"No."
"I do not believe you're on break, Maid." Xemnas said.
"Maybe we should give him over time, Xemnas." Saix giggled.
Axel, Demyx, Roxas, and Xigbar thought that sounded truly wrong, but were smart to keep their mouths shut.
"No. He just needs to learn that that maid collar he's wearing is a shock one." Xemnas pushed a little button on a remote he had and Xigbar stopped what he was doing immediately and froze in pain.
"Hey!" Axel yelled. "Xemnas, you gotta stop!"
"Not a smart move, VIII." Saix warned.
"Leave him be, Saix. He needs those stitches out before you go midevil on his a**." Xemnas cocked. He finally, after several minutes, let go of the button. "Now, you be a good maid and get the job done." Xemnas smirked. "I shall see you all later! Come, Saix!" He left the room without warning.
"Coming, Xemnas! I'll see you tards later." Saix mocked, then left along with Xemnas.
"Jerk off..." Axel mumbled, barely anyone heard it.
"Do you guys really like me?" Xigbar said, shocked at Axel's comment.
"I do!" Demyx cried.
"Yeah! Me too!" Roxas said.
"As if you couldn't tell?" Axel asked, cockily.
"Thanks, guys. You're the best. I must get back to work! Only six more months!" Xigbar said, sarcastically.
"A whole year?!" Roxas asked, shocked.
"Yep. Guess eavesdropping is really bad to them."
"Well, don't die on us, Xiggy!" Axel said while walking away. "You guys coming or what?"
"Gotta go, Xig!" Roxas and Demyx yelled as they ran after Axel.
"Later, buds." Xigbar whispered as he continued to clean.
"Only two more hours, Axel!" Roxas cried happily. "Aren't you excited?!"
"Yeah, but I'm scared too. Ya know, having 20 sum stitches getting removed from your skin..." He shuddered.
"It'll be okay." Demyx reassured the both of them. "Don't worry your pretty little heads about it!"
"I'm hungry!" Roxas cried.
"I can't eat." Axel said.
"Why not?" Demyx already knew the answer, but he figured he'd better let Axel tell the kid.
"Well, ya see, I'm not supposed to eat four hours before that way I'm not bloated or anything so they can get every stitch out without me having to go through it again and again just to get the rest out." Axel explained, Roxas wide-eyed.
"Whoa..." Roxas gasped. "That sucks!"
"Ye-ep." Axel said back.
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The Surgery (dun dun dun!!! LOL)
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"Well, all done!" Zexion said.
"Good show!" Vexen said.
"Please, don't EVER say that again." Zexion said.
"Tch! Fine, Nurse." He smirked.
"Whatever! So, Axel, how are you feeling?"
"Sore..." Axel said, rubbing his recently stitch-free areas.
"Well, you'll probably be that way for a while. But other then that, you're going to be just fine." Zexion pulled off his surgical mask and gave him a smile.
That made Axel feel a lot better. "Hey, thanks."
"Axel, can we go now?" Roxas asked. "I'm still hungry!"
"Why didn't you eat?"
"Well, because I wanted to feel how you felt somewhat. That's what friends are for." Roxas smiled sweetly.
"Thanks, Buddy." Axel smiled back.
"Hey, I gotta idea!" Demyx let out. "We can all go for some cake or something! I'm hungry and we can celebrate for Axel." Demyx grinned.
"Sure. Don't see why not." Axel said.
"Where to?" Demyx asked. "Since you're the one who had the crap taken outta you, you choose."
"Dairy Queen." Roxas whispered.
"How about Dairy Queen, Demyx?" Axel asked, smiling at Roxas who was giving a big smile towards Axel.
"Sure thing!"
After they ate, they got back to TWTNW and met with Larxene.
"Hey, Axel!" Larxene squealed with joy and gave him a big hug.
"Oh, hey, Lar!" Axel smiled and hugged her back. "Didn't know you cared so much." He grinned and blushed.
"Well, couldn't let you have ALL the fun!" She said sarcastically.
"Aw! Love ya too, Honey!" Axel said.
Larxene playfully punched Axel's shoulder and gave him another hug. "I'm just glad you're okay."
"I'm glad I'm alive to hear that." Axel whispered and gave her a kiss.
Larxene blushed and backed away slowly. "Uhh...umm....I gotta go!" She left faster than you could say "MegaMan 8".
"Oh, oh!" Demyx said giving a little wink. "Nice."
"Heh. That's funny, I didn't know you actually knew anything about women/men relationships." Axel chuckled.
"Hey! Shut up!" Demyx cried and punched Axel. "b***h, please!"
"Heh...AHA.....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" Axel couldn't stop laughing. "I was kidding!"
"Oh. Sorry..."
"That's okay." Axel stopped himself from laughing and gave Demyx a hug.
"Meh..." Roxas let out a disgusted sound.
"Aw. Do you wanna hug?" Axel asked. Without saying a word, he grabbed Demyx and Roxas in a group hug. "You guys are the best!"
~*X*~
CHAPTER ELEVEN
Axel, Demyx, and Roxas went to the living room to watch some TV, but, as usual, their plan didn't fall through quite like they wanted it to...
"Have a fun time, VIII?" Saïx asked while laying on the couch.
"Uh...Yeeaah...Why?" Axel was truly confused. Was this a trick?
"Oh, you know, just wondering....Alright, let's cut to the chase." Saïx got up and went over towards Axel and the others. "Penalty."
"What?" The three asked.
Saïx glared at the other two, and they quickly looked away. "I said, penalty. You are hereby penalized for three different faults."
"Huh? Wait, what did I do?"
"Xemnas and I heard you when we walked away from II. 'Jerk-offs', eh? Not very bright, VIII."
Roxas gave Demyx a "how did they even hear that?" look.
Demyx shrugged and stepped in. "Okay, Big-Guy, what are the others?"
"Stepping out of line for going to Dairy Queen, is it? Hmm...The name of the restaurant does not matter." Saïx smirked as Axel glared at him.
Demyx bared his teeth and said, "Yeah, yeah, whatever. What about three?"
Saïx walked to the doorway and laughed. Right before he left he said, "Oh, three? I saw what you did to XII. Not very orthodox." He slipped out of the room and left the trio to think about what he said.
"Why that little-" Roxas started.
"Nuh-uh." Axel said. "You know what they say..."
Demyx looked confused and so he asked, "Um...What do they say, Axel?"
Roxas looked away and hid a smile with his hand.
"Demyx..."
"Um...Yeah?"
"You know what they say? Ya gotta fight fire....With fire."
Demyx and Roxas stared at each other, then started laughing.
"Alright, how we gonna do this?" Roxas asked excitedly.
"Well, little buddy, that all depends on what he does next..." Axel replied.
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THE NEXT DAY....
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"Oh, just as expected..." Saïx said, totally chilled.
"I should've been the one to tell him, Saïx. Now, who knows what he's going to do to you." Xemnas replied as he made breakfast for all the Organization.
"What does it matter?" Saïx asked, wide-eyed.
"If he does anything to you," Xemnas dropped a bowl in the floor at this, "I'll ******** kill him myself!"
This seemed to please Saïx. Never had he have someone care for him like Xemnas did, and It truly brought him what would be if he had a heart, happiness.
He picked up the bowl and put it back on the counter. "Xemnas...Thank you."
"Uh, what?" Xemnas asked, confused and blushing.
"Thank you. Thank you for caring." Saïx said in reply.
Xemnas stopped what he was doing and leaned over the sink. "....Y-you're welcome. It's just...Habit, really. I mean, sort of like 'Can't have one thing without the other', you know?" He started fidgeting.
Saïx sighed. "Xemnas..."
"Huh?"
At that very moment, Saïx kissed Xemnas gently on the lips.
Xemnas' eyes had grown very large and he blushed. But soon enough, he held on to Saïx and made out with him.
After a few moments, someone knocked on the door.
"Hey, is breakfast done?"
The pair stopped abruptly and stared at the door.
"Um, not yet!" Xemnas said as he pushed himself away from Saïx. "Sorry about that." He whispered to Saïx.
"Is there someone else in there with you, Superior?" This voice was easily recognized as Marluxia.
"Marluxia, go sit down and wait. And yes. Saïx is in here helping me with the dishes. Any other questions?" Xemnas said back.
"Uh...N-none, Superior." He then walked away and sat back down.
Saïx looked down and said, "I...I'm sorry...."
Xemnas looked surprised. "But...Whatever for?"
"Well...You know..."
"Oh, was that supposed to be bad?" Xemnas smirked, which made Saïx a little less tense.
"So....You're glad I did that?"
Xemnas was in the middle of still making food so there was a slightly long paused and then, "Yes. Very much so."
Saïx smiled then began toward walk to the door. "Well, I'll see you in the dining room."
He started to walk out, but Xemnas caught him. "No. Don't..."
Startled, Saïx turned around. "Why not?"
"Because, Axel might be waiting to make his move. And...Well, I wouldn't know what to do...So, stick with me for a while, okay?"
A pause of silence, then Saïx nodded and said, "Alright. But I'll be waiting here that way you can get done faster."
"Okay..." Xemnas then went back to making food.
Voices outside the kitchen were saying all sorts of things like, "I bet they're doing it, that's why it's taking so long", "I'm ******** hungry!", "HURRY UP!!", and "Nothingness, what's with this?!?!".
Saïx remained where he was and just listened to them. So far, the only ones that weren't saying anything were Zexion, as usual, Lexaeus, again as usual, Larxene, and Axel.
"XII can be quiet when she wants to be, but VIII? I suppose Xemnas was right...Then again, what else is not new?" He thought, still sitting at the dining room table.
"Alright, Saïx, breakfast is ready. You can go now, but stay close to me." Xemnas said, opening the door. "OKAY, EVERYONE, BREAKFAST IS UP FOR GRABS! GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT!!"
Saïx went over to where Xemnas was and watched as the other Nobodies came rushing in. All, except Axel, Demyx, and Roxas. They were extraordinarily patient at the end of the frenzy. They didn't speak, run, or do any of their ordinary idiocies. This was, by far, very strange...
~*X*~
CHAPTER TWELVE
Saïx was beside Xemnas, still wondering if the trio of Demyx, Roxas, and Axel were going to make a move...Funny, no one had yet...And this was slightly irritating to him. Why won't they move?
After a brief moment, Demyx was the first to move. This was expected, highly, because Demyx was never one to be still for even the smallest period of time. And the poor kid was clumsy...
Xemnas just put a hand to his mouth, out of courtesy, of course, as Demyx bumped into Zexion and fell on him.
For some odd reason, Zexion made no attempt to move. The two just lay there, staring at each other.
And, after at least five minutes, Zexion finally asked, "Demyx...Could you get off of me?"
Demyx blushed and said, "Uh, um, yeah. Sorry, Zexy. Really, I am!" He then pushed himself off Zexion and put his head in his hands. "Nothingness, Zexy, I really, really am!"
"No need for apologies, Demyx. You really didn't do anything wrong, it was just an accident." Zexion replied. He looked up at Demyx, who could've sworn saw him smile, and asked, "Hey, you play the sitar, right?"
The other made a sort of choking noise, but managed to squeak out a "yes".
"Oh, that's great! I could use your skill for my presentation next week!" Zexion said, enthusiasm like nothing Demyx had ever heard.
"Um, what?" Demyx looked blank. Totally out of it.
"Oh, just follow me...Also, do you know anyone who can play percussion?" Asked the slate-haired Nobody.
"Uh...Yeah. Axel does. It used to annoy me, but he's actually good now!"
"Alright...AXEL!!" Zexion's yell made Demyx jump slightly. He never was actually around when Zexion yelled. Especially not this close.
Axel looked over at the other. "What?" He asked.
"Follow me." Zexion stated bluntly. Demyx motioned over for Axel to follow them, and he reluctantly went along, leaving Roxas all alone.
"He has a presentation next week?" Saïx asked, this having been the first time hearing of this.
"Oh, yes. It's a musical presentation..." Xemnas said, slight disappointment in his voice.
The other Nobody sighed. "Xemnas, remember Demyx's 'musical' appearance? Why would you even consider another thing like it?"
Xemnas took that in mind, thinking hard about it. After a moment, he said, "Because this is Zexion, not Demyx. And the only bad part about that was his lyrics...Which, coincidentally, made me want to kill myself..." He put a finger on his mouth and looked up, as if to wonder if his statement really made any sense at all.
Saïx's lips curled to a smile and he shook his head saying, "That just about contradicts why you let him do it in the first place. Really, that made little sense at all."
"Yeah...I, uh, kind of thought the same thing...But I've already agreed to it and it would be quite rude to just say 'Hey, you're not going to do that anymore!'. Don't you think?" Xemnas asked, looking wide-eyed and adorable beyond Saïx's belief.
"Um...Okay. Hey...Could I see you privately for a moment?" He asked.
"Sure. I don't see why not." Xemnas replied.
The pair went to Xemnas' room...
"So, what did you want to talk about, Saïx?" Xemnas asked, pure curiosity in his voice.
"Okay, well, I still don't think that 'music' thing is a good idea." The other replied.
"Honestly, I don't see why you think that. I believe that Zexion is perfectly capable of conducting good music...But I really wish I could say the same for Demyx..." He looked down, and to Saïx, he looked even more adorable than he did back in the dining room.
He inched closer to the other Nobody. It looked as though he wanted to say something, but couldn't quite make out the words.
A few seconds later he said, "Oh, ******** it," and pressed his lips against Xemnas'.
Soon their mouths were open and Xemnas could feel Saïx's teeth above his tongue.
It was quite the exhilarating action, and soon both of their shirts were off. Neither of them knew if they themselves took them off or if the other did, but at this point, neither really cared.
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Castle Oblivion's Basement...
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"Don't we need a guitarist and bassist?" Axel asked as they arrived at their destination.
"Oh, I already have those." Zexion looked back at the other two. "We even have a pianist."
"Why the ******** do we need a pianist? That's so lame." Axel said, quite irritated.
"The song I have planned has a piano in it. Rest assured, though, that it is, in fact, a 'rock' song." The other said. He then smiled and added, "The bassist is Lexaeus, the guitarist is Vexen and the pianist is Xaldin."
Demyx looked at Axel, and Axel was trying to looked less amused than he actually was.
"Um, Lexaeus, Xaldin, and Vexen? Why them? I'm not particularly fond of any of them." The redhead stated. "Plus they suck," he thought.
Zexion took a brief moment to reply, but said, "Axel, percussion isn't as hard as you want to make it seem. We could always get a new percussionist if you fail to comply."
Knowing Axel has more pride than intelligence, the answer he got was expected.
"Fine, fine. I'll stay, but seriously, I think you picked the wrong people..." Axel said.
"Oh?" Zexion snapped his fingers and the other three stepped out from behind a red curtain. "They learned the song in just twelve hours. Think you can beat them?" He made it sound like a challenge for Axel, mostly just because he wanted him to learn the song fast so they could make it sound better.
"Hell yeah, I can!!!" Axel responded with a grin.
Demyx made a rather off-subject question, although that's nothing new.
"Um, Zexy...Who's going to sing? Well, if there is a singing part..." He asked sheepishly.
"I am." Zexion said matter-of-factly. "But what does it matter?"
"Oh, you are, eh?" Axel intercepted. "Well, let's hope you're at least half as good as me." Cocky son of a b***h...
"You'll see in good time, Axel. But don't you want to start practicing? Fifteen minutes have already went by and you've made absolute zero progress." Zexion shot back and smirked as Axel look as though he'd been smacked in the face.
"Alright, already!" The other said.
"Good."
To Be Continued...
{did you think the semi-smex-scene was good? XD}
 Rucabara · Wed Jul 16, 2008 @ 06:09pm · 0 Comments |
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