Hey, I found this passage from a very amusing fanfic... at this site
~also, disclaimer, I did NOT write any of this, I do not know who the author is~
"I need your help Brock...I saw Misty in her new bikini and for some reason, I felt a bulge in my pants and couldn't say anything," Ash said shyly, "I think there's something wrong with me."
Brock smirked a smirk he never thought he'd smirk before in his life. "Oh Ash, I was wondering when you'd start feeling this way. Its perfectly normal for boys of your age to start having these kind of reactions. Its called puberty."
"Puberty? What kind of pokemon is that? Wait...ARE YOU SAYING THERE'S A POKEMON IN MY PANTS?!? How did it get in there?!?" Ash yelled...
"No no...puberty is a natural cycle a boy goes through to become a man," Brock explained.
"I thought you became a man by catching lots of pokemon..." Ash questioned.
"No. If that were the case, you'd be 40 before you even qualified for that," Brock joked as Ash gasped. "Let me explain..boys and girls are different in many ways but more specifically in their pants."
"Oh you mean not everyone has a tiny caterpie in there?" Ash inquired.
"No Ash, girls have...well more of a shellder. " Brock informed him.
"What about those things on her chest? What are those Brock?" Ask questioned.
"Well those I like to call a girls jigglypuffs and if their really big, I call them wigglytuffs." Brock went on to explain. "If you didn't notice, men like me get very excited by these and then our caterpies evolve into metapod. When you please your metapod, it uses a powerful string shot that leaves you with a very happy feeling. But guys aren't the only ones who need their pokemon pleased, girls like it when you used your metapod to please their shellders."
"Are you saying I should show Misty my caterpie?" Ash asked.
"No. Girls are creeped out when you do that. First you have to get her to want to see your caterpie so she can help it evolve." Brock told him.
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