Operation: In&Out was a complete waste of time. As it turns out, Alucard is...different. Not because he's a vampire, because he's...um...not as pointed as a blade. Not that his gun isn't in working order. I mean, it is, not that I know of. I mean, it most likely is, but that's not what I mean...what I mean is that he's...um, not...ah...straight as the cross and blades that I carry. There I said it. "He's GAY!!!"
That was a surprise on my part, and Integra's too...
Now, it's time for Operation: VeryFairy. This time me and my children are going to go into action together. We are going to embarrass Alucard in the WHOLE vampire community of England. He won't want to leave here no more. WHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Bye, Alucard....and never come back!
