Welcome to Gaia! :: View User's Journal | Gaia Journals

mrgreen
I love to make people laugh. Telling a joke and getting others to laugh along with me is one of the best parts of being alive. Sometimes I'll even laugh at the same joke for half an hour, if it's funny enough. Even getting others to laugh AT me is great fun. Being able to laugh at yourself is important, and I think more people need to realize that. Sometimes walking barefoot around my house, I might cut a corner too close and bang my pinky toe right into the wall. It hurts like a b***h for about five minutes, but five seconds is all the time I need to look back on the moment and start laughing my a** off! And besides, girls love a guy with a good sense of humor.

I almost never think before I act, and I think that helps keep life spontaneous. I like to stay loose, and not let life's little inconveniences bother me. Life is full of little problems, and if you let every single one of them get to ya, you're gonna wind up pissed off and miserable all the time. I say enjoy it! No one knows how long they've got before the end, so use whatever time you've got to have fun. Just keep cramming all the fun ice cream you can into the waffle cone of life, take a few licks off the side, then pile on some more!

I like to stand out from the crowd at every possible opportunity, being my own person rather than falling under any label. I'm a white heterosexual male, doesn't mean I can't admit when I'm wrong, or ask for directions, perm your hair, make eye contact before looking at your breasts, even let someone else hold the TV remote. Well, at least while I'm in the bathroom anyway. Lot's of people say that talking to yourself means you're crazy, but I disagree. I talk to myself all the time, if only to hear my own thoughts out loud. I think everyone should talk to themselves at least once a day. Go ahead, try it. I guarantee, it'll be the most intelligent conversation you've ever had in your whole life! And it doesn't matter if you refer to yourself in the first, second, or third person. Hell, sometimes I do all three!

"I think we need to get his a** off the couch and get us some exercise."

These days people take offence to things way too quickly, assuming the worst of everyone around them. He told a dirty joke, he's a pervert. They said the "N" word, they're racist. She's showing off her cleavage, she's a slut. Blah blah blah, lighten up people! Personally, I love bugging people who are easily offended. They're so easy to annoy, and they're usually dumb enough to keep coming back for more. The second I see a guy acting even the slightest bit homophobic, I immediately start coming on to him, flirting with him in the most blunt manner I possibly can. I've already kissed three guys since coming to Gaia, and only one guy blew it off. The other two guys just freaked out of their minds! So I kept buggin em and buggin em. They could've just ignored me, but I got under their skin and they just had to keep scratching. I say if you go out lookin for trouble, I'll be more than happy to give it to ya, just to see the look on your face!

Well, hope you all got a good laugh outta this.
I'll see you later with a big goofy smile on my face!
Hope you like this side of me better than the others.

ninja The Loner
mrgreen The Goof
twisted The Sadist