OKAY!! i havent written a long a** commnt in a very long time, i JUST read my last one, and i must say its very... strange. indeed.
before you read this i'd like to apologies for my lack of... caring... for my grammar, and speling for that matter. okay? okay.
so lets start with ummmm *looks around* tape.
tape it's colored, but mostly clear, i wonder if tape were humans would they be rasist? or if they could be alive for that matter, would it matter between who was clear and who was colored? well the clear is used more. there the slaves, now i dont want to rasist here, lets see other kinds of adhesives, like glue. i think pretty much everyone prefers tape over glue. glue is messy and sticky, and... kinda like your mom last night. well if i were an adhesive i'd like to be a glue stick the kind that goes on purple but dries clear, id be magic and every one would love me. back then when lisa frank was popular in the 90's everyone liked the gel glue, it was blue, but it never dried clear so i dont really know what was so great about it.
lisa frank, that s**t is crazy it might sound like a drug, but i think that that lady that colored the pictures, and all those trippy disigns was on drugs. i mean rainbow animals and candy kiddys. serously. but hey. babys in trees, i wonder if its ever been told like that, "where do babies come from?" they come from trees, when a mommy and a daddy deside that its time to raise a baby they buy a baby seed, and they plant it in the ground, and they wait about nine months, watering it, making shure it had plenty of sunlight and nutirents in the soil, till the baby in the tree is ready and ripe to be plucked and taken care of in a caridge. hows that for a story? that sounds a little more reasonable then a fcking stork i mean really were the hell did they come up with that one?!? wtf. they were so freaked out about the kid sayin "where do babies come from?" that there were like UH UH UH UH.... STORKS!! yeah yeah yeah thats it, STORKS i accually dont even know how that story goes... i might have seen it in a few cartoons but thats about it. like they mail a letter to the baby facory describing how you want it to look as a baby, and they... put it together and in nine months they send a baby over, deliverd by a stork. CUASE that makes sence!! you see they gotta put the nine months in the story sumhow cuase you just cant completly lie to them. and kids alwaies seem to have there own little ideas, like... they cut you open and dug the baby outta the tummy!! or god made the lines on your hands cause thats were he sewd you up. 0-o kids are kinda demented nowadays. why dont you just tell them, mommys get spankings too cause they they wwere bad and thats were you come from a nuaghty mommy, and they can just that to all there little nasty friends.speaking of nasty. i wonder why people think its gross to throw up, i mean its just already digested food coming out of your mouth... and some people that are so grossed out that they have no remorse for that burning s**t in your throat may be a little painful. i think that if people culd throw up a little like a burp without it being to much of a bigdeal that would be cool too.
gawd, im being eaten alive by those tiny flying blood-sucker bastrds, there sneaky enough to spit on you before they stick there mouth inside you and take your blood, but leaving am itchy blotch for DAYS really sucks its like, oh yeah great thanks really. little bastards!! i wonder if they ever get little pests that make them itchy so they know how we feel about them. or maybe they do know so there taking it out on us. prolly, you never know with these things, animals, they dont talk, we all think there stupid cause they cant talk but maybe there SO inteligent and so advanced that they dont even have to they may even be sending telikentik messages with there highly developed brains and they can ALL talk to each other and were the dumb ones not having the skill to do that. i wonder if aliens wold be more like animals or humans. i think that aliens are really just tiny microscopic multiceullar life forms that feed of of sum materail in the other planets surface. that they dont even really comunicate or even build a comunity for that matter. or maybe they could... like join forces and create a GIANT mass of cells if they wanted to, to form an army of many masses, before they go into galatic war, with another extra terestiral.
im going to sleep.
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