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So I was on one of my many mules browsing the chatter box and I came across one of those "I'LL GIVE YOU 10K IF YOU GIVE ME A GOOD REASON" threads

So I wrote this;

You should give me 10k because my parents left me as a child, oh yes, it was horrible, my parents left me, then my dog left me. I had no one. So then I lived on the streets, till one day, the streets left me. Oh what a horrid thing it is to be abandon by the streets. I tripped and fell down a sewer hole. I lived there most of my life with the rats, they raised me, but did not like me very much as they would often try to gnaw off my appendages when they thought I was asleep. It was not so bad, I got used to it. I lived, you know. Until the rat king challenged me to a game of chess and I lost. Oh what a woeful day. For on that day he ate my head. Clean off. So anyway, I need the 10k of Gaia gold to have cosmetic surgery to attach a potted plant to my shoulders as a substitute for my head.




...... I did not get the 10k

>:c
Clearly this is an outrage.