I liked it so you will too :>
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1. If you ever bought leather underwear, what color would they be and why?
2. If He-Man is the master of the universe, then who exactly is this God character and why is he so un-original?
3. When giant purple slugs take over the planet, where will you hide?
4. If you were talking to a friend, and the conversation had to do with their mom, and the friend blurted out "I wouldn't care, I'd just give it to her." somewhere in the context of that conversation, what would be your reaction?
5. What would you do if a scary homeless man randomly walked up to you and gave you a hug?
6. What does the color 12 look like?
7. What's a 2-way?
8. Hood or helmet?
9. You fail at life, now what do you do?
10. Why are all the colors at the paint store named after food items?
11. If you are stranded on a desert island and you have nothing but a piece of paper, a pen and a glass jar with a lid, what do you do?
12. Are you my sassafrass?
13. If you were a humanoid animal, what kind of animal would you most resemble?
14. Would you believe me if I told you I was going to ruin your life in the next 24 hours?
15. I say tree-hugger, you say...
16. If you got asked on a date by someone who's invisible, what would you say?
17. What do you do when you see a bench that has a sign on it saying 'Wet Paint, DO NOT TOUCH!!'?
18. If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?
19. An eye for an eye makes the whole world...
20. Some random kid walks up to you and says "I like frogs." How do you respond to that?
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Rainbows, 'cause they're the s**t.
2. If He-Man is the master of the universe, then who exactly is this God character and why is he so un-original?
-Blinks twice-
3. When giant purple slugs take over the planet, where will you hide?
Under a rock.
4. If you were talking to a friend, and the conversation had to do with their mom, and the friend blurted out "I wouldn't care, I'd just give it to her." somewhere in the context of that conversation, what would be your reaction?
"Dude, but that's your mom! You could do way better!"
5. What would you do if a scary homeless man randomly walked up to you and gave you a hug?
I would smile kindly, and kick his pee pee.
6. What does the color 12 look like?
I dunno, you tell me.
7. What's a 2-way?
Do I really have to explain?
8. Hood or helmet?
Hood fasho.
9. You fail at life, now what do you do?
Kill myself.
10. Why are all the colors at the paint store named after food items?
Because they're ganster.
11. If you are stranded on a desert island and you have nothing but a piece of paper, a pen and a glass jar with a lid, what do you do?
Nothing. LMFAO.
12. Are you my sassafrass?
I'm pretty sure I'm not a tree.
13. If you were a humanoid animal, what kind of animal would you most resemble?
PURPLE UNICORN.
14. Would you believe me if I told you I was going to ruin your life in the next 24 hours?
Nuuuupe.
15. I say tree-hugger, you say...
"Cookie burner."
16. If you got asked on a date by someone who's invisible, what would you say?
"Hells yeah, than we could have invisible sex <33"
17. What do you do when you see a bench that has a sign on it saying 'Wet Paint, DO NOT TOUCH!!'?
Walk 50ft away from the bench, than run full speed back to it and sit on it.
18. If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?
Congress? Lmfao.
19. An eye for an eye makes the whole world...
See naked people <33
20. Some random kid walks up to you and says "I like frogs." How do you respond to that?
"Your mom was pretty good last night." <33