Warning: The two -female- main characters of this short story are in love and are in a bf/gf relationship. (well, gf/gf relationship for you literalists) If you don't like it, don't read it >.>
Thank you
"Pst! Aryia!"
The elf's eyes opened with a snap as she shot bolt upright, one hand automatically reaching for the dagger she kept under her pillow.
"Gah!" she exclaimed as her muddled brain connected with what her eyes were seeing. A pair of wide purple eyes were no more than a few mere inches away from her own. A millisecond later she realized who it was and frowned a little, totally confused.
"Kel? What the hell is going on?" she asked, trying unsuccesfully to cover a gigantic yawn.
"I need to ask you a serious question. It relates to everything about our enitre relationship." Kel said, shifting a little and Aryia noticed for the first time that rather than leaning over on one side of the bed, Kel was on all fours over her body. A serious conversation? Oh boy, that didn't sound good.
Aryia had a sneaking suspicion about what it was and really didn't want to get into her previous history, especially not right now when she was only half awake.
"Ok." she sighed, hoping she wouldn't have to tell too much. "What is it you want to know?"
Kel took a deep breath and said: "Who's the guy in our relationship?"
Hello? Where the hell had -that- come from?! Of all the questions that could have been asked, that was definatly the one she had expected the least.
"Kel... are you ok?" Aryia asked with concern. Now that she thought about it (and was more awake), Kel's eyes seemed a little...glazed over, but the dark impeded her vision just enough so it was hard to tell for sure... If Kel hadn't been staring at her with that serious-yet-still-wide-eyed expression on her face, Aryia might have laughed and thought she was joking. As it was...
Kel didn't seem to of heard because she carried on as if Aryia hadn't spoken, "I mean, if we were to judge by position in the clan, it would be me right?" She blushed. "I mean, I'm the leader after all... but if we're going by age, it would be you by a lot." She finished the sentince with a giggle.
Aryia was struck dumb with a mixture of confusion and horror. This was -not- normal behavior. One, Kel had ignored her completely. Two, she had blushed; this happened but not as often as you might think... and she -was- in a position to know... And then she giggled. That was the most mind boggling thing of all. Kel? Giggling? Aryia sat up more, moving carefully so as not to bang her head into Kel's. That's when she smelled it...
Mog beer?! While it was very faint, Aryia swore Kel had been drinking Mog Beer! Kel hated the stuff, why on Abonte would she drink it?
"Is this a put on?" she demanded looking around for Galadriel. This was a prank. A really random and dumb-a** prank of the kind that only Embyr, Kel's twin sister, would be able to come up with. Galadriel had used an illusion to make Embyr look like Kel, that was the only explination.
...But Kel didn't burst out laughing and have her features blend together in a mix to become Embyr's face. Galadriel didn't appear from behind the curtians or from the closet. What happened was Kel began to frown.
"Answer me!" she whined, "You're not even taking this *hic* seriously!" She poked Aryia's arm, "I really need to know!" Aryia's eye twitched a little, she was whining now.... another thing Kel never did....
"Kel..." Aryia said as a sudden, horrifying thought hit her, "Did you let the moogles give you something to drink?" Kel nodded, "Yeah, they made me some tea... I think it was tasmin jea" she giggled again "I mean jasmine tea" She quirked her head to one side, a pose Embyr often adopted when she thought she might have an answer to a question. "Does that mean I'm the girl? I think I want to be the girl." she said, then added hasitly, "But I'll be the boy if you don't want to do all the hard work!"
Aryia put her face in her hands. The moogles had spiked Kel's tea and now thier "fearless clanleader" was reduced to asking Embyr-questions at the ungodly hour of 9 am in the morning.(This was a bad thing as Aryia normally went to bed around 5am...) "Are you ok?" Kel asked concerned.
"I'm not sure if I want to kill the moogles outright, if I want them to suffer first and torture them before I kill them, or if I want some of that stuff myself..."
-fin-
Te he, Kel got drunk xD
She has -no- tolerence for Mog Beer... Embyr doesn't really either but that doesn't stop her xD
A crack story I've been meaning to write for a loooooong time x3
Right! So a little backround about the characters in this story would be a good thing *nodnod*
So, for those of you who have played any of the Final Fantasy games, this world is loosely based off of FF Tactics Advance. For those of you who have no idea what that is... well, I feel sorry for you. Really.
Anywho, so a little about the characters:
Keladry--Known as "Kel" if you want to keep your body intact. She is a feeshian* and is 17. She is the Clan Leader of Clan Dragonwing, one of the top clans in Abonte. Black except for white tips on her ears and tail.
Aryiana-- Known as "Aryia" because...well, because ok. She is a snow elf** and while she appears to be around 17-18, she's actually 124. Yes, the age difference bothers her too when she lets herself think about it.
Embyr-- Kel's twin sister who loves to play pranks. While she's actually the older twin (shhh, don't tell anyone) Kel's the one who acts like it so everyone assumes that Kel is the older one. Its hard to say if Embyr just doesn't remember this or if she doesn't think its relivent enough to tell people about it... Also a feeshian* (obviously xD) White except for black tips on her ears and tail.
Galadriel-- A human illusionist*** who sometimes teams up with Embyr on some of her pranks. Is really a prankster in her own right to be fair.
*A feeshian is basically a cat person. She has two main forms, one is her normal every day form which is basically a person with the ears/tails of a cat. The other is a humaniod figure covered in fur, basically a were-cat. I say she because while there are a few exceptions, feeshians are generally born female. The cat parts of the feeshian vary widely, some have lion features, others have calico. When someone says that a feeshian is X color then an exception (if there is one), they are refering to the cat features.
** A snow elf is pretty much what it sounds like, a race of elves who inhabit the snowy mountians in Abonte and are famous for their zeal in guarding their territory against outsiders.
*** An illusionist is a job that humans (amung other races) may take.
M'kay so that should be good, but feel free to mention other details that would be nice to know so you get the story more.
Also the usual stuff: how you liked it and what I should/could fix or if my grammar/spelling/typing skills fail somewhere.
Thank you
"Pst! Aryia!"
The elf's eyes opened with a snap as she shot bolt upright, one hand automatically reaching for the dagger she kept under her pillow.
"Gah!" she exclaimed as her muddled brain connected with what her eyes were seeing. A pair of wide purple eyes were no more than a few mere inches away from her own. A millisecond later she realized who it was and frowned a little, totally confused.
"Kel? What the hell is going on?" she asked, trying unsuccesfully to cover a gigantic yawn.
"I need to ask you a serious question. It relates to everything about our enitre relationship." Kel said, shifting a little and Aryia noticed for the first time that rather than leaning over on one side of the bed, Kel was on all fours over her body. A serious conversation? Oh boy, that didn't sound good.
Aryia had a sneaking suspicion about what it was and really didn't want to get into her previous history, especially not right now when she was only half awake.
"Ok." she sighed, hoping she wouldn't have to tell too much. "What is it you want to know?"
Kel took a deep breath and said: "Who's the guy in our relationship?"
Hello? Where the hell had -that- come from?! Of all the questions that could have been asked, that was definatly the one she had expected the least.
"Kel... are you ok?" Aryia asked with concern. Now that she thought about it (and was more awake), Kel's eyes seemed a little...glazed over, but the dark impeded her vision just enough so it was hard to tell for sure... If Kel hadn't been staring at her with that serious-yet-still-wide-eyed expression on her face, Aryia might have laughed and thought she was joking. As it was...
Kel didn't seem to of heard because she carried on as if Aryia hadn't spoken, "I mean, if we were to judge by position in the clan, it would be me right?" She blushed. "I mean, I'm the leader after all... but if we're going by age, it would be you by a lot." She finished the sentince with a giggle.
Aryia was struck dumb with a mixture of confusion and horror. This was -not- normal behavior. One, Kel had ignored her completely. Two, she had blushed; this happened but not as often as you might think... and she -was- in a position to know... And then she giggled. That was the most mind boggling thing of all. Kel? Giggling? Aryia sat up more, moving carefully so as not to bang her head into Kel's. That's when she smelled it...
Mog beer?! While it was very faint, Aryia swore Kel had been drinking Mog Beer! Kel hated the stuff, why on Abonte would she drink it?
"Is this a put on?" she demanded looking around for Galadriel. This was a prank. A really random and dumb-a** prank of the kind that only Embyr, Kel's twin sister, would be able to come up with. Galadriel had used an illusion to make Embyr look like Kel, that was the only explination.
...But Kel didn't burst out laughing and have her features blend together in a mix to become Embyr's face. Galadriel didn't appear from behind the curtians or from the closet. What happened was Kel began to frown.
"Answer me!" she whined, "You're not even taking this *hic* seriously!" She poked Aryia's arm, "I really need to know!" Aryia's eye twitched a little, she was whining now.... another thing Kel never did....
"Kel..." Aryia said as a sudden, horrifying thought hit her, "Did you let the moogles give you something to drink?" Kel nodded, "Yeah, they made me some tea... I think it was tasmin jea" she giggled again "I mean jasmine tea" She quirked her head to one side, a pose Embyr often adopted when she thought she might have an answer to a question. "Does that mean I'm the girl? I think I want to be the girl." she said, then added hasitly, "But I'll be the boy if you don't want to do all the hard work!"
Aryia put her face in her hands. The moogles had spiked Kel's tea and now thier "fearless clanleader" was reduced to asking Embyr-questions at the ungodly hour of 9 am in the morning.(This was a bad thing as Aryia normally went to bed around 5am...) "Are you ok?" Kel asked concerned.
"I'm not sure if I want to kill the moogles outright, if I want them to suffer first and torture them before I kill them, or if I want some of that stuff myself..."
-fin-
Te he, Kel got drunk xD
She has -no- tolerence for Mog Beer... Embyr doesn't really either but that doesn't stop her xD
A crack story I've been meaning to write for a loooooong time x3
Right! So a little backround about the characters in this story would be a good thing *nodnod*
So, for those of you who have played any of the Final Fantasy games, this world is loosely based off of FF Tactics Advance. For those of you who have no idea what that is... well, I feel sorry for you. Really.
Anywho, so a little about the characters:
Keladry--Known as "Kel" if you want to keep your body intact. She is a feeshian* and is 17. She is the Clan Leader of Clan Dragonwing, one of the top clans in Abonte. Black except for white tips on her ears and tail.
Aryiana-- Known as "Aryia" because...well, because ok. She is a snow elf** and while she appears to be around 17-18, she's actually 124. Yes, the age difference bothers her too when she lets herself think about it.
Embyr-- Kel's twin sister who loves to play pranks. While she's actually the older twin (shhh, don't tell anyone) Kel's the one who acts like it so everyone assumes that Kel is the older one. Its hard to say if Embyr just doesn't remember this or if she doesn't think its relivent enough to tell people about it... Also a feeshian* (obviously xD) White except for black tips on her ears and tail.
Galadriel-- A human illusionist*** who sometimes teams up with Embyr on some of her pranks. Is really a prankster in her own right to be fair.
*A feeshian is basically a cat person. She has two main forms, one is her normal every day form which is basically a person with the ears/tails of a cat. The other is a humaniod figure covered in fur, basically a were-cat. I say she because while there are a few exceptions, feeshians are generally born female. The cat parts of the feeshian vary widely, some have lion features, others have calico. When someone says that a feeshian is X color then an exception (if there is one), they are refering to the cat features.
** A snow elf is pretty much what it sounds like, a race of elves who inhabit the snowy mountians in Abonte and are famous for their zeal in guarding their territory against outsiders.
*** An illusionist is a job that humans (amung other races) may take.
M'kay so that should be good, but feel free to mention other details that would be nice to know so you get the story more.
Also the usual stuff: how you liked it and what I should/could fix or if my grammar/spelling/typing skills fail somewhere.
