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Just look at me, look at me now I'M A FAKE I'M A FAKE
Three games today.
Erm...the first game. Purple against...um....maroon? Purple lost. But they were on my side first, and I called offsides on maroon (the center ref saw my flag after the goal was scored, since it was almost in the goalie box that the guy ******** up). So purple is lining up the ball with me and the goalie yells, "See that girl? I like her!" And I felt all warm inside. whee
Except that was quickly devoured with the freezing temperature. evil I was running in the shadows and it was around thirty degrees out (at best). My knees started burning but it didn't matter because about ten minutes into the game I couldn't feel them anymore. smile
Second game, Gorham vs. Bangor. Gorham won, despite having dinky little ********. Had some pretty good calls. ;p
Third game (all the games were boys, by the way, and I think part of a tournament) was a mixture of midgets and freaking seven foot tall Paul Bunyans. eek
And they were supposed to be u14...don't see how that figured out, because most of them looked like highschoolers (at least PAYSA did)...
But anyway, it was Purple (I forget who) vs. PAYSA. Final score was 3 to 7 respectively. And PAYSA was just freaking awesome, man. There was this short little midget kid they called TiVo (I mean, COME ON, HOW'D HE GET SUCH A WEIRD NAME?) that was like, three feet tall and had fluffly white hair that made him look like a little baby sheep that I just wanted to pet.... 4laugh ...*ahem* Anyway, the kid was AMAZING. I think he scored four of their goals, and he could do it completely ON WILL. One of the goals, he was in the center of the field near the eighteen and he just dribbled, one by one, through four purple players diving at his feet, and then did a beautiful volley right over the goalie's head. Glorious. I will have that image burned into my retinas all tonight. O~O (that's a shocked smile, btw.)
Yeep, PAYSA was sick. They had this GIANT DUDE who pretty much sucked at the footwork and running, but BOY COULD HE THROW. He could throw it to HALF-FIELD from the corner flag! Then this other fast guy, who was really pretty and was wearing grip gloves, and this dude with a FRO OF ORANGE HAIR that bounced and waved at me whenever he started running. And they were all from PAYSA. At least I wasn't that bored. Guy hair is fun to look at, unlike girl's that's only in ponytails. Guy hair smiles at you when they run. biggrin
Except by the end of that game, both team's parents were screaming at us reffs and I wanted to shrivel up into nothingness. Or start screaming back. But they'd probably take my certification away.. emo At least they all knuckle-touched (haha) me. I'd feel really crummy if some of them didn't. crying
Rest of the day was boring. Got home around 2:40 (having left at 9:30) so I ate le pizza.
Wow. I used a lot of emotes. Of well. Op (you probably can't tell, but that's a cyclops sticking it's tongue out. Genius, isn't it? cool )
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold.
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