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1. Do they have a 4th of Jul in English?
Yes

2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
Every year

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
one

4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. Why?
The beggar is her sister.

5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in canada?
Because he's not dead.

6. How many outs are there in an inning?
6. Although I'm not really familiar with baseball rules.

7.Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widows sister? Why?
Not possible. The man should be dead.

8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.


9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
12

10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A bear walks by. What color is the bear? Why?
lol I've heard this question before but I forgot the answer.

11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
2

12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the cions.
US Coins.

13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?
The match

14. How far can a dog run into the woods?
Until it gets tired? lol

15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last?
A half hour

16. A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left?
9

17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
2

18. A clerk in the butcher shop in 5' 10" tall. What does she weigh?
Dunno

19. How many two cent stamps are there in the dozen?
12

20. What was the Presidant's name in 1950?
Barack Obama. I'm not sure if he was alive in 1950 though