Letolas Reloaded
Learn 2 retardify urself!11:
DOS
Always type in caps, but with finger on 'shift', not capslock.
When putting in exclamation marks (!), put more than two, with at least two '1's.
OMG!!11 must be in the sentence at least once.
LOL!!11 must end your sentence.
WTF?/// when confused or amused.
Ramble on about your favourite actor and how hot he is. (NB You are not considered retarded if you do not talk about Orlando Bloom or Johnny Depp)
'th' Is replaced with 'f' (eg fing-thing, wif-with etc.)
DON'TS
Use correct punctuation
Spell words properly/fully (eg: Should replaced with 'shud', Like replaced with Lyk, With with Wif and of course, Love with luv)
Unless it is the start of the word, 's' is a forgotten letter, replace with 'z'.
Never in a word can you say 'ate', this must be replace with '8' (eg D8 or D* would mean Date), nor can you say one, two/to/too, these must be replaced with the numbers (eg NE1- anyone, IN2-into)
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EXAMPLE SENTENCE: OMG ORLI IZ SOO HOTT I WNT 2 HAV HIZ BAYBEEZ!!11 LOL!!!11
(ALL WRITEN BY JADORE best retardify teacher in the whole gaian world)
DOS
Always type in caps, but with finger on 'shift', not capslock.
When putting in exclamation marks (!), put more than two, with at least two '1's.
OMG!!11 must be in the sentence at least once.
LOL!!11 must end your sentence.
WTF?/// when confused or amused.
Ramble on about your favourite actor and how hot he is. (NB You are not considered retarded if you do not talk about Orlando Bloom or Johnny Depp)
'th' Is replaced with 'f' (eg fing-thing, wif-with etc.)
DON'TS
Use correct punctuation
Spell words properly/fully (eg: Should replaced with 'shud', Like replaced with Lyk, With with Wif and of course, Love with luv)
Unless it is the start of the word, 's' is a forgotten letter, replace with 'z'.
Never in a word can you say 'ate', this must be replace with '8' (eg D8 or D* would mean Date), nor can you say one, two/to/too, these must be replaced with the numbers (eg NE1- anyone, IN2-into)
~~
EXAMPLE SENTENCE: OMG ORLI IZ SOO HOTT I WNT 2 HAV HIZ BAYBEEZ!!11 LOL!!!11
(ALL WRITEN BY JADORE best retardify teacher in the whole gaian world)
Inspiring. So listen, and what not.
We had to go to school today, for a make-up day because of Hurricane Ivan. That is unbelievingly politically incorrect. We had an assembly in the gym at the beginning of the day, though.
Our school principal and three other teachers were singing this song with this horrible music in the background. It started skipping, so they had to do without it. It was pretty ******** funny, though.
It kind of begged me that we had to bow our heads in prayer. Wouldn't that offend some people? I believe in Him, but what about the students who don't? I know two of them...
IN YOUR FACE, KAITLIN! JAKOTSU IS A ******** MALE. A ******** GAY MALE! TOLD YOU SO. TOLD YOU SO.
Explanation: Kaitlin was drawing a picture of Jakotsu and Bankotsu from Inuyasha during gym today (we had a free day), and this is how it went:
Me: Hey~! It's that gay guy!
Kaitlin: That's a girl.
Me: O_O No he's not.
Kaitlin: *opens her folder and takes out a printed page of episode screencaps, pointing at Jakotsu* That's a girl. She has lipstick on, and the subtitles called her she. Have you watched an episode with Jakotsu?
Me: Well... um... no. But it's a guy!
Kaitlin: It's a girl. Have you heard her voice?
Me: It's okay for anime guys to have female voice actors!
Kaitlin: o_O You are very strange... *shows Katie the picture* Isn't that a girl?
Katie: Uh-hm. A fat girl, too.
Me and Kaitlin: He's not fat. O__O [Kaitlin says she, while I say he.]
Katie: Yes she is. See? Her face is 99% chin!
Me: xd gonk
Proof why I'm a ******** genuis, from the official Jakostu fanlisiting:
Jakotsu seems to be 3rd in the chain of command that begins with Bankotsu and Renkotsu. Flamboyant and childlike, Jakotsu has a strong relationship with Bankotsu, and finds both Inu Yasha and Miroku attractive. He hates women with a passion, and has a tendency to molest the bodies of men that he's bested in battle.
MUAHAHA. I'M GONNA PRINT THIS LITTLE ******** OUT FOR SCHOOL TOMORROW. VICTORY IS MINE.
Edit: Oh, s**t. On Kaitlin's reply on my script-format typings, I accidently typed "guys" instead of "girls." mad I changed it. Hissssss. You knew what I meant, right?
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