A little girl and her teacher were talking about whales. The teacher said that it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a person. She said that whales are big mammals, but have small throuts.
"Jonah was swallowed by a whale," argued the girl.
"But it is physically not possible for a whale to swallow a person," declared the teacher.
"When I go to heaven," replied the girl, "I'll ask Jonah."
The teacher looked at her for a moment and then asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
Quickly the girl replied, "Then you'll ask him."
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Jokes from Church
Here are some jokes that Father Dale, the priest at my church told at the end of mass. I would love to know what you think of them so please leave a comment. Sorry if you tried before and couldn't, I had accidently hit the wrong setting. It should wo
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