I finally beat the tenth level of Materia Madness, and was rewarded with the purposefully badly-drawn "Ultimate FFVII Parody", a la the "I am a Summoner!" alternate scene in "Kerri's Big Invention".
Zelda (to Link): I've come to steal your Materia!
Cloud (to Yuffie): We won't give it to you... but we will give you lots of chocolate!
Yuffie: I don't like chocolate!
Cloud: Did I mention it's chocolate MATERIA?
Aeris: I am Aeris- the last remaining Ancient! I'm going to save the- *is stabbed by a giant floating Masamune* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! That hurt!
Cloud: Somebody get her a Band-Aid!
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Noccy's Journal of Doom... and really bad fanfics.
Well, this is where you'll find everything you need to know about a bad fanfic author who has a boring life in a boring town. If you all bow down very nicely, I might even sneak in peeks of my humorfics...
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