A couple of married are sat seeing the tv.
the wife looks at hem and asks
¿what will happen if i die?
he answers: it will hurt me alot and i will go see you always
-oh ¿will you do that always?
-yes i will
-hmmm and¿will you make your life again?
-yes i will when im totaly recovered
-will you marry again?
-i gess so
-i see ¿and will you take off my pic from your side bed and put hers?
-uummmm i will put bouth
-i see ¿will you have sex with her on owr bed?
-i gess so
-hmmm 2 questions more
- ok tell me
- ok ¿will you play golf with her?
- Yeah
- and???? ¿will you.... let her paly with My Golf Sticks?
-No
-why not
- shes not Left-handed
- scream stressed WHAT!?!?!?
- xp ********!!!!!!!!
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