A father took his children to the beach during the summer. The youngest was a three year old girl.
"I'm going to take a nap," the father told his children. "When I wake up I'll take you to get ice cream."
The older children went to play in the water, but the little girl had her mind set on getting that ice cream. Every couple of minutes she would go quietly over to where her father was laying to see if he was awake yet. The father knew of her frequent visits due to his only pretending to be asleep. The girl continued these visits for a while and then went over to her father. She bent over her father and lifted his eyelid.
"He's still in there," she announced to her siblings.
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Jokes from Church
Here are some jokes that Father Dale, the priest at my church told at the end of mass. I would love to know what you think of them so please leave a comment. Sorry if you tried before and couldn't, I had accidently hit the wrong setting. It should wo
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