I Pledge Allegiance,
To The Flag,
of The United States of America,
and To The Republic,
for Which It Stands,
One Nation,
Under God,
Individual,
With Liberty and Justice for All.
Sean Connery Version:
I Pledge Allegiance,
To Sean Connery,
From The SNL Celebrity Jepardy,
and To Alex Trebek,
For Which He Sucks,
Your Mother,
With Pleasure,
SERIOUSLY,
With An Album Cover for All.
[edits are welcome!]