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We got a letter from a girl named Ashlie from New York!

Ashlie says:

Dear Callie,

I'm a devoted fan already! I love you sooo much! Shake yo bootay!

Hahahaha! xd

Anyway, I wanted to ask you, could....could...COULD YOU BE MY NEW MOMMY?!

Please please pleeeeeeease!

Love,
Your future daughter, Ashlie


Callie says:

Dear Ashlie,

I'm so glad you're a great fan! But, no I can't be your new mommy, stupid! Yeah that's right! I said it you nitwit! Go suck your thumb you nuthead flamingo! I will spit on your ugly face!

Sparkle Sparkle y'all,
Callie

Muahahahahaha! I feel better!