My Celeb Soulmate: Eminem
It's weird, in some ways you'd think it would be extreme drama to go out with Eminem. But on further inspection, he starts to look more normal than most celebs. He'd rather live close to his old 'hood in Detroit than do the "all schmoozing all the time" lifestyle in LA. And while he doesn't always come off as a romantic, he did marry his childhood sweetheart once, and he's so into being a dad to Hailie that he became his niece's guardian, too. You might have to worry about being skewered on a future album if anything goes wrong, but wouldn't sucking face with him kinda make it worth it?