Love Attack! Junai Tokko Taicho!
Volume 2/3
OMGhayHirataILYblahblahblah
Holy crap, Chiemi my sister, you've been talking on the phone a lot. You got a boyfriend?
::wholefamilylaughs:: J/K there's no way.
YEAH HUH.
:: overprotectiveretiredprowrestlerdadfreakout:: OH ******** NO. NO ONE'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR MY BABY. BRING HIM HERE SO I CAN BEAT HIM.
[******** NO, DAD.
DOOOOOO EEETTTTTTTT.
O___o;
DUDE, what is up my homie g-friend?
my dad wants to meet you.
H'OKAY. sounds good.
he'll murderize you.
PSH, yeah right.
::flyingretiredprowrestlerdadattack:: GET THE ******** AWAY FROM MY BABY GIRL YOU MONSTROUS NEANDERTHAL!
HO's**t.
I told you.
OKAY BABY GIRL I'M'A LOCK YOU IN THIS HOLDING CELL THAT MAGICALLY APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE FOR A MONTH AND YOU CAN'T SEE HIM.
WTF DAD?
OMG. He's nuts... ::starvation::
HOLY CRAP CHIEMI. You look like s**t.
THANKS FOR THE COMFORT GIRLS.
OHYEAH. Here be your homework since your dad is crazy enough to keep you away from school.
YAY. NOT.
::boyfriendsulk::
OMG aren't you going to go rescue her.
UH. YEAH. I'll go try...
::attackedbyretiredprowrestlerdadwithasickle::
YOU'RE ******** NUTS.
"HALLO? POLICE? This dude tried to break into my house."
[********? ::jailbait::
::crashwalldestruction:: I'M HERE TO GET YA BABY.
[******** YEAH. ::runrun::
Let's go to my place.
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM OK.
OMGhotbodI'MNOTREADYFORSEX
WTF? I just took my shirt off.. WHORE. J/K.
WAKEYWAKEY EGGS'N'BACCY.
I'm'a go beat up ur dad
U R INSANE
NOPE ::runrun:: I'm taking you down old man!
LIKEHELL.
::supersmackdown:: ::superpunchinwrestlermangut::
OH SNAP. ::fall off building::
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! PAPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::landsonmattress:: HAHAHAHAHAHAH. I lose. WELCOME TO THE FAMILY CRAZY DUDE.
UH. COO'. 8D
OHMYGOD. Dudes.. I like, want to do stuff to Chiemi when I'm around her. I don't know what to do.
UHHHH. ******** her?
NO.
::awkwardkeepawaychaseavoidingweek::
WTF IS UP WITH YOU MAN.
UH. NUTTIN.
::get locked in storage closet.::
Uh... ::tackle::
HO's**t! GIT OFF ME PERV ::hitsinheadwithdumbell::
::unconsciouswakeupwithmemorylossindirtgrave:: WTF?
OH. I thought you were dead. SORZ.
Wuteva..
::stuckinshedforseveralhours::
OKAY LETS DO IT.
KAY.
::walkedinon:: OH DAMN. SORRY GUYS. WE'LL GET YA'LLS A HOTEL ROOM.
FORGET IT.
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