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*sniggles closer*

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HALLO I AM THE POPCORN RULER I CARRY AROUND THE SHEET BECAUSE SHEET BRIGADE AND I HATE PIE BECAUSE THERE ARE NO FISH AND THE WORLD DOESN'T SING RING AROUND THE ROSIES BECAUSE IT HATES JOE AND WHO HATES JOE I MEAN C'MON AND THEN THE WATER WON'T GIVE ME MY POPSICLE STICK BACK BECAUSE IT SAYS I NEED TO RENT AND I SAY THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE BECAUSE I ALREADY PAID EARLY IN ADVANCE

*breathes heavily and tries to catch breath*

I believe that is the end to that little story, luv. Would you like a spot of tea? No, no crumpets though. I've always disliked them and even more now since THEY STOLE MY WALLET.

*sip*

So, how was your day, ladies and gents?

Because mine was absolutely spiffing!

[/brain splode]

~OHMYGODSOCRAZY!Araka~