I'm a very avid music listener, and I'll listen to everything almost. Some kinds of country and screamo freak me out, but everything else, sure. Here are my favorite song sayings.
1. Lady Gaga- Pokerface
"Cause I'm Bluffin with my Muffin"
I'm going to guess her muffin is that very cushie thing your sitting on right now. Or she means the very good pastry, but very unloved compared to the cupcake. but my question is how do either of those "Bluff" or lie? lol.
2. Kanye West ft. Twista and Jamie Foxx- Slow Jamz
"I'mma Bring da cool whip"
Very sexual content, but it's hilarious to me. Just try putting that line randomly in your favorite song and then you can see what I mean. I don't want to know what that cool whip's gonna be used for, but all I know is that I feel sorry for that whipped dairy product! gonk
3. Iron and Wine- Flightless Bird, American Mouth
"Now I'm a fat house cat...."
Do I even have to explain how that's funny?
4. Avenue Q cast- You can be as loud as the hell you want (When your making Love)
"You can't put your finger there!" *moan* "PUT YOUR FINGER THERE!!"
More sexual content, but that one's just...woooowwwww, imagine a puppet saying that and I'm guarenteed to be on the floor rolling with laughter!
(can't find good finger picture)
 bLow-mY-WeNis · Sun Apr 26, 2009 @ 05:18pm · 2 Comments |
