"He's teaching her arithemetic,
He said it was his mission,
He kissed her once.he kissed her twice and said,
"Now thats addition."
And as he added smack by smack
In silent satisfaction,
She sweetly gave the kisses back and said,
"Now thats subtraction."
Then he kissed her,she kissed him,
Without explanation,
And both smiled together and said,
"That's multiplication."
Then Dad appeared upon the scene and
Made a quick decision.
He kicked the kid three blocks away
And said,"That's long division!" I got it out a book and i thought it was funny so i put it in my Journal. biggrin
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