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Fri May 8, 2009, 3:39 PM
[ ] smoked.
[x] consumed alcohol.
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex. (ma brother)
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex.
[x] kissed someone of the same sex.
[ ] had sex.
[x] had someone in your room other than family.
[x] watched porn
[ ] bought porn.
[ ] tried drugs. [I was being stupid. Gimme another break]

TOTAL: 6


[x] taken painkillers.
[ ] taken someone else's prescription medicine.
[x] lied to your parents.
[x] lied to a friend. (i try not to at all costs, i couldnt really sink that low)
[ ] snuck out of the house.
[x] done something illegal.
[x] felt hurt.
[x] hurt someone.
[x] wished someone to die.
[x] seen someone die.

TOTAL: 14

[x] missed curfew. (I miss it most every night)
[x] stayed out all night.
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[ ] been to a therapist.
[ ] received a ticket.
[ ] been to rehab
[ ] dyed your hair.
[x] been in an accident.
[x] been to a club.
[x] been to a bar [with my mommy]

TOTAL: 20


[x] been to a wild party
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade.
[x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night.
[x] had a spring break in Florida.
[x] sniffed anything [XD Sharpie]
[x] wore black nail polish [I hate painting my nails though]
[x] wore arm bands.
[x] wore t-shirts with band names.
[x] listened to rap. (Unfortunately)
[] owned a 50 Cent CD.

TOTAL: 28

[x] dressed gothic
[x] dressed girly.
[X] dressed punk.
[ ] dressed grunge.
[x] stole something.
[ ] been too drunk to remember anything.
[ ] blacked out.
[ ] fainted.
[x] had a crush on a neighbor. (theres no one to like)

TOTAL: 33

[x] had a crush on a friend. [<3 Yyyyup]
[x] been to a concert.
[ ] dry-humped someone (HELLZ YEA!)
[x] been called a slut.
[x] called someone a slut.
[] installed speakers in your car.
[x] broken a mirror.
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[x] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.

TOTAL: 39

[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
[x] seen an R-rated movie in theater.
[x] cruised the mall.
[x] skipped school.
[ ] had surgery.
[x] had an injury.
[x] gone to court.
[ ] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping.
[x] caught something on fire.
[x] lied about your age.

TOTAL: 45

[ ] owned/rented an apartment/house.
[x] broke the law in the police's presence
[ ] made ou with someone who had a GF/BF
[ ] got in trouble with the police.
[x] talked to a stranger.
[ ] hugged a stranger.
[ ] kissed a stranger.
[ ] rode in the car with a stranger
[x] been harassed.
[x] been verbally harassed.

TOTAL: 49


[ ] met face-to-face with someone you met online.
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight.
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight.
[x] been to a fair.
[x] been called a bad influence.
[ ] drank and drove.
[x] prank-called someone.
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
[x] cheated on a test.(ONLY ONCE!!!)

TOTAL: 57


If You Have Less Than 10.. write [I'm a Goody Goody]
If You Have More Than 10.. write [I'm still a goody goody]
If You Have more Than 20..write [I'm average]
If You Have More Than 30..write [I'm a bad kid]
If You have more than 40..write [I'm a very bad influence]
If You Have more than 50..write [I'm a horrible person]
If You Have more than 60..write [I should be in jail]
If You Have more than 70..Write [I should be dead]

---THE UNCOMFORTABLE QUESTIONS QUIZ---

Rules:::
You must answer everything truthfully or whoever you got this from can slap you in the face. Unless, y'know, you're good at lying. No embarrassed/laughing/otherwise emoticons allowed! No explaining or elaborating! Just your answer, in as few words as possible!
Also, we know everyone masturbates and everyone has embarrassing designs on their underwear. Don't lie to us. OK, GO GO GO!


1. What color are your underwear? pink
2. Do they have a design? Yes
3. Girls, what color is your bra? White with gray lace
4. Is there a design? no
5. Are you a virgin? got raped at the age of 8
6. Happy that way? not at all.....
7. What is your favorite sex position? ALL!lol jk none
8. Single or taken? Taken ...in a way
9. Happy that way? kinda
10. Do you look at hentai (cartoon porn)? no
11. Real porn? Um, no
12. Do you read smutty/porn stories? ...yes....
13. Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories? YAOI YAOI YAOI
14 Who was your first kiss with? a girl
15. Are they of the opposite sex? No
16. Have you ever kissed anyone of the same sex? Read the question above?
17. Do you have any piercings other than your ears? Nope,i want one though
18. If so, where? None
19. Do you have any tattoos? No
20. If so, where? None
21. Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant? HELL NO!!!!
22. Ever done any illegal drugs? ....Um....No
23. If so, which ones? None
24. Have you ever cheated on someone? Nope....
25. Ever been cheated on? Yeah
26. Have you ever been called a whore/slut? No
27. Do you own a vibrator? NO!!!!!!!1
28. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative? Um......maby
29. Have you ever masturbated? Um...........yes?
30. Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself? No
31. Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else? No
32. Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)? Nope
33. Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn? yes
34. Do you swear in front of your parents? sometimes
35. Do they care? yes
36. Are you uncomfortable yet?.........Y.E.S
37. Are you taking this quiz of your own free will? yes