my friend and I were screwing around with this jackass plane i got for christmas this one time in front of meh house and it flew like crap. sometimes it rammed a window, sometimes it chases down my b*****d neighbors. I mean s**t! why the hell would i want that thing anyway. so we decided that the captain of the plain was captain kurtis and some guy named johnny or watever. and then i llet my little freakish sister fly the plane because she wouldnt stop bitching at me so she flew it and broke the propeller off.
so i taped it back on and then we turned on the plane, about to fly it and the propeller flew off (imagine this in slow motion) and sliced my neck with some blood flying in the air. it wasnt that severe but damn it hurt like hell.so I broke the ******** plane and we made a sign saying in memory of captain kurtis and some guy named johnny. *salutes*
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