This black guy walked to a pet shop and he was looking for a bird. He came across a bird sitting down,reading the newspaper and wearing glasses. The black guy walked over to him and just looked at him for a moment seeming interested in buying it. He said to the bird, "Polly want a cracker." The bird lowered his paper for a moment and just stared at the black guy then went back to reading his newspaper. The black guy contiued to look at him and repeated himself, "Polly want a cracker?" This time the bird just shuffed his newspaper not even looking at the guy. The black guy said it once more. "Polly wanna cracker?" The bird folded up his paper and set it down, took off his glasses and set those down and looked at the black guy straight in the eye and said. "***** wanna watermelon"
AliceXHatter · Mon Jun 22, 2009 @ 08:08pm · 0 Comments |