Welcome to Gaia! :: View User's Journal | Gaia Journals

I had a cookie..

It was a chocolate chip cookie..

-Snap Snap Snap-

I had a glass of milk..

It came from a cow's udder..

Which it like a cow's ni*pp*le.....

Oh Snap... ple

-Snap Snap Snap-

I dip my cookie into the milk...

It slipped from my finger tips!

...

It's at the bottom of my glass now..

I reached for it!

-SPLASH-

It was to late..

The cookie was soggy...

crying


-A voice from above-

FAIL!!!

YOUR MOTHER, BOB!! YOUR F**KING MOTHER!!

scream

My mom's dead..

eek ...

Really?

NO YOU STUPID SH*T!!

-Bob's mom-

EPIC FAIL!!

SON OF A B*TCH!!

scream