Never go to bed angry... stay up and plot your revenge.
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When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say you want oranges.
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I believe in free will - I have no choice.
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I'm just a chocolate bar... sweet but half nuts!
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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Do not follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
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Being stupid isn't a bad thing, you're just overdoing it.
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If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
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If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of... OMG!
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
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Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
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Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.
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I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
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I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
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I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
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There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
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We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
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You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
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I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle!
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9 ways you know a guy likes you
1.Examine his body language. If he likes you, you may see that he rarely turns his back to you, often leans towards you, and also looks at you a lot. If he slouches his shoulders when near you, he's romantic and cares about what you have to say. If h
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