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Butter and starch are okay... don't get me wrong. However, I think I may have crossed a line.

Now, I don't cook ramen in the usuall sense, who does...? I say screw broth and instead make some kind of margerine based sauce with the salty goodness packets.

And now drumroll please- "Kujo's Quibblings Bonus Giveaway #1!!"

If you read this you've probably already tried this but shut up... I wanna tell the "world"...

Boil your noodles... nothing new. Then off to the side put a dollop of about 2 teaspoons of butter, margarine, whatever. That stuff, you know the one. Okay...

Pour one flavor packett on the butter splop (Splop was not a typo)

Strain your noodles whenever they're done boiling, I usually cook the hell out of mine. Throw those noodles atop that there butter splop. If you've had the forethought to boil two packs, I like you better than the people who boil one, put the second flavor pack ontop of the noodles.

Okay, imagine how this is made and what's in it. Now imagine that the idiot writing this has done this about four times, (8 packs) today alone.

I don't feel so good anymore.

Now for that time of the week, month, year... well, that time, where I putter on about some video game I dug up recently.

What's that you say? I don't do that often enough to say it's that time again? Well, maybe I might start doing that smart guy! That's right everybody point and laugh at Fisbannidantilous over there!!

HA... ha-a-a!!

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... Where was I? Oh, yes! Monster Hunter, it's a fun game! I didn't like it the first time I put it in but to be honest back then i was a jack-a**. The only issue is the camera. It's bitched about a lot it seems. Not in Monster Hunter but in video games in general...

In Monster Hunter it's controlled by the D-pad. and you move with the usual left joy-stick... sensing a problem yet boys and girls? You either have to hold the controller like a deformed chimp, no offense Twitch, or grow an extra damn thumb. Other than that though the game is solid gold. Gold that looks like a wonderfull shimmering light at the end of a long-

Scratch that...

There is one more teeny tiny problem. There isn't a free roam mode in the world. You have to be on a damn mission all the time which means, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding!!!!!



The game gives you plenty of time but I just want to harvest some piscine fangs in peace...