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PART 1
Inuyasha awoke dripping with sweat and more ashamed then ever.
Last night in the hot springs he was alone with Miroku.
Miroku looked him straight in the eye and rested his hand on Inuyashas shoulder.
He then spoke"there is an attraction between us that cant be denied."
Inuyasha blushed and gave miroku an insincere confused look.He wasnt the greatest actor.
"ehh..."was Inuyashas only response because he knew it was true,and had always denied his homosexuality throughout his whole life.
Miroku spoke again"Inuyasha I dream about you day and night,I have always been trying to make you jealous with Sango."
Inuyasha knit his dark eyebrows in confusion secretly being happy from hearing this info,but putting on a confused and digusted act.
"I have always dreamed of embracing your buns of steel" Miroku admitted.
Inuyasha quickly ran away trying to hide his boner.
He climbed up a tree,and slept up there as if it were a normal night of him looking at kagome while she slept,trying to hide his gayness with fake affection for her.
His dream was of hardcore butt sex with Miroku.
And that is why he was ever so ashamed.He sat there wondering if Miroku would come to find him...he hoped so.
He jumped down from the tree,and returned to the cabin in which he was supposed to sleep in,with Miroku there too...
Miroku was there,he looked worried.
Inuyasha stood there uncomfortably,wishing he wouldnt had come after his dream man now because of the awkward silence.
Maybe he should have just stayed in his tree and fantasized about his gay lover instead of confronting him.
Miroku looked up then he broke the everlasting awkward silence
"I can explain...well u just gave off a gay vibe,i thought you were like that,but..."
Inuyasha cut him off and said quicly
"I am"
"huh??" Miroku asked,you could hear a mixture of happiness and relief in his voice.
Inuyasha stripped of his kimono and baggy pants exposing his tan muscular body and....his erection.
At the sight of this Miroku got hard,and stripped off is clothes as well.
They ran toward each other and Miroku jammed his lips against Inuyashas.
Then Miroku bent down on his knees in a flash.
Inuyasha moved back toward the wall to keep himself up,Miroku followed and got back into the position.inuyasha could feel mirokus hot breath against his c**k and couldnt take it any longer,he jammed it staright in Mirokus mouth and cried out in extreme pleasure.
Miroku was holding on to inuyashas toned buttocks and bobbing his head back and forth,hearing inuyashas moans turned him on and his alredy huge c**k grew even bigger,he couldnt wait for his turn so he bobbed his head back and forth even harder in the hopes of making inuyasha come.he reapeted this process for a couple more minutes,then realized Inuyasha was clenching his a** cheecks together trying to be nice and not climax in his mouth.
miroku bobbed his head even faster now,and inuyasha let out a loud moan and said"ohhhhh,ohhh..yes"then as he came he moaned even louder then before.
Inuyashas c**k was now no longer hard and miroku couldnt of been any happier,now it was his turn to moan and groan and c** in Inuyashas mouth.
Inuyasha was breathing hard and it was obvious the blow job was really good.
Then Inuyasha looked at Mirokus huge c**k he told miroku to stand up against the wall,he did as he was told then inuyasha slipped is huge excited c**k into his mouth.
Miroku loved this feeling and started moaning,but he wanted more..
Inuyasha had been sucking for a while and started to get excited himself.
Inuyashas p***s was now even bigger then it was before.
Inuyasha kept sucking and sucking but he still wouldnt come.
Miroku pulled his c**k out of Inuyashas mouth and pushed Inuyasha to the ground on his back he quickly jumped on top of him and shoved his p***s up inuyashas butt and pulled it in and out.
Inuyasha pushed Miroku off of him and miroku didnt know even know what to think or say next.
Inuyasha sprang up,pulled on his pants,but not his kimono cuz there was no time to waste.
He smelled Kagome and Keades scent,and he layed on the floor,across the room from Miroku and by where the fire would usualy be burning.
Miroku sat there with a confused look on his face and he was naked with his p***s sticking straight up,he obviously didnt know the others were coming.Inuyasha was still at the other side of the room pretending to be asleep.
Suddenly Keade came in and looked over where Inuyasha was lieing,pretending he didnt know anyting,that he was just sleeping innocently.
Inuyasha felt guilty for not warning miroku,but knew he wouldnt be the one the others thought of as the gay perv.
Keade shifted her gaze to Miroku,and then there was a loud thud,she fainted.
At the sight of miroku sitting there naked,with an erection,the old women fainted,who knew?she could even be dead!
Kagome must have heard the loud thud cuz she rushed inside as fast as possible.
the first thing she saw was mirokus a** as he was bending over to get his clothes.
"er..."
"oh..Kagome,your here quite early."Miroku said with his erect p***s still exsposed,they were both oblivious to the fainted old women,and Inuyasha was still "sound asleep"
"whats wrong Kagome?"Miroku asked
"maybe you should put on your clothes"kagome sugested.
Miroku looked down and saw his c**k,"crap Inuyasha knew they were coming and didnt even warn me to save his own a**,how could i be so stupid to not put on my clothes when he did,I just sat there like an idiot!"
he thought.
"oh i was just....thinking about sango,ehh....a man has his...needs."miroku explained.
"oh" was all Kagome said.
Miroku still had a boner and was so pissed off that this got ruined,he finaly got to do it with his man,now it was ruined!
"whats wrong with her?" Kagome asked.
"i dunno-" he was cut off by the scream of the old women.
"damn baby that was one big a** c**k!!!!!!!" Kaede sprang to life and ran over to miroku,and tore off her kimono,exposing an old saggy wrinkled pair of breasts.
Seeing those things all up in his grill was disgusting.Miroku bent over and started to puke all over the old hags feet.
Inuyasha turned awoke from his "sleep" and asked Kagome
"what the hell is going on???"
He didnt ask cuz of what the old hag was doing,she had always been such a disgusting slut,he asked because kagome had a devious grin on her face.
"Ew,shes trying to be sexy!" he thought.
Kagome looked at inuyasha,then over at the old hag,still jiggling her nasty boobies,and Miroku was still puking.
Then she looked at Inuyasha
"Inu-yasha"she said trying to hard to be flirtatious.
"Erm,yeah?"he managed.
"the old hag gave me a really good idea."she said then started to take off her shirt as well.
Inuyasha sheilded his eyes so he wouldnt see Kagomes unattractive little a-cups,all he wanted was mirokus giant c**k!!
Seeing kagome show off her nothing was a total boner kill.
"Kagome STOP!!!!" Inuyasha demanded.
"Whats wrong?"she purred,trying to be sexy.it was a pretty sad attempt.
"I dont want you,take a ******** hint you stupid annoying b***h,you annoy the ******** s**t out of me,your not sexy,so stop trying to be!" he screamed.
Kaede and Kagome were staring at Inuyasha now.
"Oh,so is it kikyo you want." kagome guessed,she said it very quietly and you could tell she was offended,she bit her lip trying to hold back her tears.
"hell no,I could do way better then that!" he screamed.
"Then who?"
Inuyasha walked over to Miroku,and took his hand.
"Do you get it now Kagome?"
She just stood there speechless,like a ******** idiot,well like always.
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PART 2
Inuyasha was sitting alone up in the same tree he did when he ran away from Miroku.
He felt bad cuz he confessed to Kaede and Kagome that him and Miroku were gay lovers.
Well he didnt really give two shits about Kagome,but then Sango came back.
And Kagome told her everything.
And he didnt really care about Sango either but it turned out that her And Miroku really did get it on,and that she was pregnant with triplets.
And she came home after all the time she had been hiding away,cuz she didnt know how to tell miroku and the others,and also she was ******** huge.
Seriously she looked like a lardass cow.
But before she told him Miroku told her he was Inuyashas gay lover.
Wouldnt it suck to have a gay mans triplets.poor Sango.She ended up running away crying,threatning to kill herself.
But it didnt matter to Inuyasha if Sango went suicidal,cuz even though she is a living being she was worthless cuz she had no p***s.
After a while Inuyasha got bored and decided to go finish what was started with his man,it didnt matter everyone knew now.
He went back to the cabin and found no one there.but he could smell sesshomrus scent near by,and thought
"Hey,theres an option i could rape him instead."
"Inuyasha."he heard a voice say.
He turned around to see his half brother standing there naked and looking more fine then ever.
"inuyasha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he heard a familiar annoying voice screech.
It was that annoying desperate tramp of a women.
It was Kagome.
it turned out sesshomru wasnt behind him....it was just a fantasy.
"what??" he snapped at kagome.
"Sango is really gonna do it."she was once again close to tears.
Inuyasha walked past her without another word.
Sango stood at the edge of the cliff,with Miroku begging her not to really jump.
Inuyasha and the stupid b***h Kagome finally arrived.
Sango turned around and narrowed her eyes at Inuyasha.
He asked "whats up with you fatzo,pissy cuz the mood swings or somethin'?"
"You stole the father of my children you ******** b*****d!"She shouted back furiously.
Kagomes dumbass of a self butted into the conversation
"Um,
sango excuse me but your f** of a lover took away my Inuyasha!!!"
sango glared at kagome "you must be mistaken cuz ur stupid a** halfbreed is the stupid f** that stole Miroku away from me!!"
Inuyasha and Miroku sat there and silently watched.
Inuyasha whispered to Miroku while Kagome was babbling on and on about some unimportant bullshit.
"I hope they both kill each other"
Miroku responded with an agreeing nod.
Then kagome said "You should kill urself you retarded whore,its not like anybody would actually give a s**t!"
"fine." was her only response
The next thing they saw was a fatass cow lady spiraling down to the ground below.
Literaly spiraling,she was so fat she rolled down the freakin cliff.
"Oh no! i didnt really mean it,now 4 lives,gone!"she started to sob.
"WRONG!" Inuyasha screamed then pushed kagome down along with the lardass.
"5"
Inuyasha stated as he saw Kagome fall to the earth below,Inuyasha and miroku laughed their asses off.Then as kagome kept falling Inuyasha noticed something.
He noticed a giant ball of flab (Sango) at the bottom of the cliff,trying to lift her fat self up.
She lived!!!!!
All of her fat protected her.
Then he noticed Kagome holding onto one of the cliffs rocks for dear life,then her hand slipped and she fell.
She slammed straight into a giant pointy rock,then she rolled over onto her back and she was clenching the left part of her chest.
He noticed blood,a ton of it.He then realized what had happened.
He looked back down at the lardass cow,and there it was mid-air,it was Kagomes severed boob.
It was about 20 feet above the cow now,it kept moving faster and faster.
Suddenly the cow finally was capable of lifting her fat self up,then flying towards her was kagomes severed boob.
It smacked the lardo straight in the face,
and then she fell over.
Seriously,Sango just got hit in the face with a boob and got knocked out.
She could have been severely hurt,kagome had a severed tit and was dying on a pointy rock.
And Sangos triplets obviously werent gonna make it.
She just was lieing in the dirt,with a boob on her face,knocked out,or maybe even dead.
And it was hilarious.
Inuyasha and Miroku laughed their asses off some more,then went back to the cabin for victory sex,the two stupid bitches in the way of all the sexy butt sex were finally gone.
Yay.
It was the same night and Inuyasha and miroku were on their way back to the cabin for that good old victory sex they were waiting for.
there were only 3 girls left,Kaede,Kikyo,and Kiara.
But now that Sango and Kagome were dead,it would be a whole lot easier to have butt sex without people walking in on them.
They finally made it to the cabin,they rushed inside.
they looked down and saw Shippo going through Kagomes big yellow bookbag.
He still didnt know he was gay,Inuyasha remembered.
"Jackpot!" Shippo shouted.
Shippo was still unaware of Inuyasha and Miroku,who were standing above him.shippo pulled out a black lacey bra and sqeezed its cups.
"Er...." Inuyasha managed
Shippo looked up,and his eyes grew wide.
"Please dont tell her!" he pleaded.
"It doesnt matter,do what you want kid." Inuyasha replied,and walked to the other side of the room,the victory sex wasnt gonna work out.
At the sight of that disgusting bra,Miroku and Inuyasha were definetly turned off.
Shippo went on with going through Kagomes bag.
Then he pulled out a sausage shaped peice of plastic,the top looked like a mushroom.
It was Kagomes d***o.
Shippo shoved it in his mouth and it started to vibrate.
"mmmmm" Shippo moaned.
"What the hell,is that a p***s?"
"Its fake,details later." he explained to Miroku.
He ran over to Shippo and pulled the d***o out of his mouth.
"Inuyasha,why did you take the new ninja food,
it was a mix of sauasage and mushroom,and it was tingly."
"Oh sweet jesus" Inuyasha mumbled.
Inuyasha had confinscated Kagomes d***o from shippo,he dropped it and kicked it in disgust at the thought of it being....inside Kagome.
"So,what is it?" Miroku asked.
"Erm...a d***o." Inuyasha answered
"And..?"
"Its a fake p***s Kagome has sex with cuz shes desperate and horny,and I wasnt willing to have sex with her,seriously I wouldnt want my p***s in a nasty v****a,and especially not hers,it smelled like her rotten ninja fish."
Inuyasha explained to his gay lover.
"I got an idea." Miroku said.
"hmm?"
"Gimme it,I'll be right back." Miroku said.
"Im not touching that nasty thing!" Inuyasha shouted in protest.
"Fine." Miroku said and picked up the d***o himself.
He went down toward the lake and started to wash it off.
Inuyasha realized what the plan was now.
This was gonna be good.
Miroku came up the hill from the lake with the now clean d***o in hand.
"Are you thinking what im thinking?" Inuyasha asked miroku.
"Yep." he answered.
Miroku strippred off his clothes and asked
"Mind if i go first?"
"Sure." Inuyasha answered.
Miroku shoved the d***o up his a** and repeated the process until he came,but he wasnt as satisfied as he was in the cabin,with Inuyasha,The day that they revieled their sexuality,and there relationship.
As inuyasha watched he was no longer disgusted knowing that was Kagomes d***o,cuz now he was so horny he was about to pull the thing out of Mirokus a** and run off with
it.
Inuyasha was relieved when Miroku pulled it out of his a** and handed it over.
Inuyasha started to rapidly hump it,then he smelled two familiar scents.
But he didnt care.
Just as it was starting to get good Kagome and Sango were standing about 5 feet away from Inuyasha.
Miroku asked
"How in the hell are you alive?"
"Well,a severed boob cant kill a person"
Sango answered for Kagome,who was standing next to sango with a bag,a bag of ice.a bag of ice with a severed boob in it.
the left part of her chest was all bandaged up,
not that it mattered.there was barely anything there in the first place.
"My fat cushioned me." Sango stated the obvious.
"And I like being fat,them twinkies Kagome has are damn good!!!!!"
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PART 3
Inuyasha and Kagome were sitting by the bon fire,everyone else was gone.
Inuyasha shifted uncomfortably,trying to get away from Kagome,she was trying to have a talk with him...
And yeah,
all he really wanted from Kagome was her d***o,and he couldnt have it so that b***h was useless.
She said
"Inuyasha I dont want it to be like this,I want to be able to talk to you my darling" she whispered and then brushed the hair out of Inuyashas face after she moved right beside him.
"Your a ******** creep" Inuyasha started to scoot over,away from the horny school girl Kagome once again.
"Inuyasha!" She screamed,then tears started to flow down her cheeks.
After her little moment she faced Inuyasha once again,
he had the same expression on his face,
his facial expression pretty much said:"What the ******** are you crying over you crazy b***h?"
She said something again
"Inuyasha you know you want me,you'll always want me,dont deny it,you know damn well its the truth.You will ALWAYS love me."
Inuyasha said..
"Nope,sorry to dissapoint you crazy crack whore."
The dumbshit spoke again
"INUYASHA ARE YOU DENYING YOUR LOVE FOR ME BECAUSE OF THE MY-BOOB-GETTING-CHOPPED-OFF-AND-NOW-I-ONLY-HAVE-ONE INCIDENT!?"
"Well theres not much of a difference.." He mumbled.
Kagome ignored that and had no denial of it because she knew it was true.
"Do you think Im not gonna give you good sex,is that it? You know I have lots of experience."
Inuyasha responded
"Well,go figure your a ******** whore,and you cant give me good sex,and if you could--what makes you think Id want it with YOU anyway?"
"because Im sexy and you know it."
"My a** you are."
"Inuyasha."
"What now?" he asked annoyed.
"Im going to show you how sexy I really am."
"Id rather you not.."
Kagome jumped on Inuyasha like the whore she was and attempted at kissing him..it was a fail,she ended up getting slapped across the face.
She started getting off of Inuyasha then once he wasnt looking she pounced back on him again she quickly got up,turned around and stuck her a** in his face.
Inuyasha was mid-slap,before he realized it was Kagomes a**,and not her face he was hitting and that miroku had just shown up as soon as his hand hit Kagomes butt..
"GET OFF MY MAN YOU SKANK!"
"Im sorry,but Inuyasha is MY man not yours." Kagome stated proud of her plan working,actually getting miroku to think that Inuyasha was willingly slaping her a**.
Inuyasha just kinda stood there,baffled.
Miroku walked over to Inuyasha,looking heartbroken,and definetly pissed,Inuyasha was still speachless.
"How can you do this to me Inuyasha?"
"No,Miroku its not like that--"
He cut Inuyasha off
"I know what I saw Im not an idiot." Then he simply walked away,he said it calmly,and just walked off.
Inuyasha was sitting in the tree,the same tree he sat in when Miroku confessed his gay love for him.
He couldnt believe this,all it took for their first big fight was Kagome turning around and (For Kagome) good timing.
He sat their all night,and sulked,mastrurbated a little here and there.
(Well he had nothing to have sex with..well he wasnt gonna stoop to the level of Kagomes Stretched-out-fishy-whore-v****a.)
Kagome was a mixture of proud and pissed.
Yeah,Inuyasha and Miroku were fighting cuz her plan worked..but it was obvious that Inuyasha didnt want her.
She even got turned down by Sango,
when kagome offered free sex
and she said
"Just because Miroku turned gay out of no where,doesnt mean I am,and besides if I was a lesbo I could do much better."
Kagome was pissed mostly because of that because then she offered a 69 too,
and was still turned down,which made her feel horrible considering Sango and her fat cow self eats EVERYTHING.How can that NOT make you feel like a useless sack of s**t?
Kagome lifted her huge yellow backpack and started to walk toward the sacred well,to return to her real present-day home.
It was unknown of where Inuyasha and Miroku were,
Sango was in the cabin,sleeping.
Shippo,Kiara,and Keade were out looking for herbs to heal Sangos wounds. No one would notice that she was leaving,not that they would care anyway.
She finaly made it to the well,and climbed her way down.She was planning on never coming back,
she felt so unwanted..so un sexy (Well,she was un-sexy.) And thought about just lieing in her bed and eating icecream to the point where she would get as fat as Sango.
She climbed to the top of the well,in her present day world.
She ran as quickly as she could up to her room and considered masturbating with the same d***o that was once up Inuyasha and Mirokus asses,But that would just be a reminder of how much she was unwanted.
"Kagome is that you?" She heard her mother ask.
"Uh-huh." She answered.
"Sweetie,Im so happy to see you!" She said happily as she hugged her daughter.
It was pretty sad that her Mom was the only one that loved her,she was family,which didnt make her feel any better.
"Your friends called,asking if you could hang out with them today." Her mother told Kagome.
"I'll call them back right now!!" Kagome said over excited that she actually had friends that wanted to see her.
Kagome stood in her front yard,waiting for her friends to arrive.
They finaly drove up her drive way,Kagome was so excited..but then she saw her friends..
They looked a whole lot different,they didnt look like the whores they used to look like,they just looked like straight out idiots.
Her first friend to come out of the car had on a black mini-skirt (Which was the only thing Kagome approved of.)
ripped black tights,zebra-rainbow converse,
a leopard-print shirt,a skelanimal necklace,cheap looking neon jelly bracelets,and her hair was teased,and had some additional colors to it,pink,blue,and purple. They looked like the clip-ons from Chuck E. Cheese.
Her other two friends stepped out of the car,practicaly identicle. One had strange spike looking things on her head..That was supposed to be her hair?? And she also had on leopard print tights instead of the black ripped ones.
And finaly,her third friend looked exactly like the first and second,only her tights were white and ripped,
and her hair was like Kagomes first friend that stepped out of the car,not with the spikes like the second,just teased,and the third friend had even more unusual streaks in hair as the first,they kind of looked like...raccoon stripes.
Also,they all had over-done make up,
basicaly over done eyeliner.
Kagome tried to ignore how stupid they all looked,and suddenly became nervous at the thought of being in public with them dressed like THIS.
She then also realized she forgot their names.
Kagome didnt look like a colorful idiot like her friends,and she couldnt even manage to remember their names.
She felt unwanted,and she hadnt even spoke to them yet,she wished she would of went with masturbating/eating icecream all day option she had.
"Kagomeh?" Friend #1 asked
"Huh?" Kagome answered,escaping from her worries,and actually having to face them.
"Hai!"
All of her friends said happily together.
Something about how they were talking didnt feel right,it felt very foreign,and once again Kagome felt like an outsider.
"..Hi."
She said back.
"Wht are yew doing--wearing?" Friend #3 asked.
"What do you mean?"
"Yew look sooooo.." #1 said
"Dull." Friend 2 finished for friend 1.
"Yesh she does." Friend 3 agreed.
"Well,why do you guys look so..." Kagome said,then searched her mind for something besides "Retarded as ********."
(Although Kagome was a dumb whore,she knew the difference between fashion,and plain out ******** retarded.)
"Colorful.." Kagome managed.
"Cuz we're scene keds silleh!" They all answered.
"What?"
"Scene Kids."
"What is..scene?"
"Gawsh,yew dont know? Oops we forgots." Friend # 2 Said.
The way they were talking was confusing Kagome.
But they did seem..exotic,original,and with all their colors they sure did attract attention.
"Guys I think Im coming down with something,Maybe we should hang out another time." Kagome said,holding her stomach and trying to make it look like she was about to barf.
"AHH DONT BARF ON MEH!" They all said together.
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For Anyone who read this I feel the need to let you know I wrote this in late May.
So its poorly written,and is in the process of being edited.
And if anyone has any ideas please let me know.
Dont be shy.
And Ive noticed how Ive made Inuyasha sound like an oober-f**,but hes gay in this story,so that wont be edited.
All comments are appreciated biggrin
Thanks for reading.
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xD
For not going back and editing it,its pretty good.