Shika_Ino18
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Once upon a time there was a school called Degrassi and the children in attendance were all fat and sassy, except for one little boy, and his name was Rick.
People pushed him around until he turned into a p***k.
And took and gun, took a gun, took a very big gun to Degrassi, to have himself a little bit of fun and BANG shot Jimmy, and pointed it at Emma with Sean in the way, oh, what a big dilemma.
But then Rick died and everything was fine, ‘cept Ashley's kinda freaking out cause Craig lost his mind, and proposed at a party with his puppy dog eyes.
But Ashley refused and what a big surprise, when he cried like a baby and went back to his hotel, and ******** up the room and stuck Joey with the bill.
Then he went to a wedding and acted like a whore, then he kicked Joey's a** then he cried a little more.
Hey remember back when Manny and JT were goin’ out, and JT was doing good then began to doubt, that his little stack of dimes could measure up to Craig's then he saw it in the locker room between Craig's legs.
So in order to get him out of his romantic slump, some black kid gave him a magic p***s pump, but Manny found out and to make matters worse, it turned out that Mr. Radish used it first.
Well Paige got raped and Marco is gay, Spinner gets boners and farts all day.
Toby is a dork and Liberty is too, Snake's got cancer out the wazoo.
Shawn's on his own and Elli likes to cut, Alex is a b***h and Manny is a slut, Emma's kinda whiny and Terry got hit, Hazel doesn’t ever seem to do jack s**t.
Degrassi is my favorite thing, when the theme song plays I always have to sing.
I hope that it never goes off the air, I'd even miss Spinner's hair.
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I found this funny so I posted it!
