You think you're hardcore?
You think you're badass?
You only stole gum from a store,
but now you're gonna talk through a glass.
(Jailbait, Jailbait)
The other inmates get a look at your a**,
and they know they won't let a good catch pass!
5'5 and bootilicious.
They're gonna find your a** delicious!
Don't even try to run!
Don't even try to fight!
You're gonna hate the gum you stole,
when they put it in your hole!
So you're cellmates with a guy by the name of bubba.
He looks really mean, and has alot of flubba.
A scrawny boy like you's got no chance,
if he decides to pull down your pants! eek
Don't even try to run!
Don't even try to fight!
You're gonna hate the gum you stole,
when they put it in your hole!
Some ask, why did you do it?
Well, my girlfriend was talkin s**t.
Sayin "You're not a man, you're just a pansy!"
So you wanted to show her you can be a bit edgy.
Too bad you didn't get away,
because jailbait is what you'll stay!
Looking back at it all,
why did you care at all?
she definitely wasn't for you,
but you think "If not her, than who?"
See where it got you?
Your low self-esteem wins.
She bailed, she flew!
Now you're getting rammed by thick "pens!"
Don't even try to run!
Don't even try to fight!
You're gonna hate the gum you stole,
when they put it in your hole!
*now some may be asking at this point "WTF, dude?!" i honestly don't know xd lmao
