Sudden-Amore: Holy...**huff** crap! Did you...**puff**...see the size of that thing?!
AlskaNoelle: Let's just....**huff puff**...let's not talk about it.
The two stand for a moment, catching their breath. AlskaNoelle leans against the railing of the balcony just behind her.
Sudden-Amore: Hey, careful!
AlskaNoelle: Huh? What?
Sudden-Amore: That railing doesn't look to stable. I mean, geez, this entire place is falling apart!
AlskaNoelle: I'll be fine! I'm not that fat!
Sudden-Amore:**Sigh** I wasn't implying that. Don't blame me if you fall to-She's cut off as the sound of breaking wood is suddenly heard.
AlskaNoelle: S#%&! AlskaNoelle suddenly leaps from the railing in shock. Losing her balance, she slams right into the deteriorating wardrobe with a crack.
Sudden-Amore: *Snuffles laughter* Are you alright?
AlskaNoelle: Yeah...sorry. She stands straight up, the now broken doors swinging open as something heavy pushes through and on top off AlskaNoelle. All the girls see is hair in a blur of panic.
AlskaNoelle&Sudden-Amore: DEAD BODY!!!
They shriek, AlskaNoelle pushing the object off of her as they book it down the stairs and through the door, leaving it wide open as they scurry away from the house. Behind them, leaning against the railing, sit an old mop and a heavy vacuum cleaner.