(Okay, so i was chattin it up with Ave and then I started making this story, so enjoy! also, Sorry about all the "krissy says:" crap, but i'm not gonna edit it all out. XD )
oowildcherrycoke@aol.com says:
Okay. Tell me a bedtime story.
krissy says:
alright.
krissy says:
Once upon a time there was a princess
krissy says:
the princess was tired of being pretty and perfect so she snuck out of her bedroom window
krissy says:
when she jumped out she landed on some sticks and it hurt her feet because she'd forgotten to wear shoes
krissy says:
but the princess just shrugged it off because she didn't want to be a priss anymore
krissy says:
"screw that!" she said and started running down the street
oowildcherrycoke@aol.com says:
Oh. This is getting good.
krissy says:
lol i know
krissy says:
as she was running a guy was pedaling on his bike and he saw her
krissy says:
"hey little girl, what are you doing out so late?" he asked
krissy says:
"shut up! i'm not a little girl!" she said defiantly
krissy says:
"woaaah, sorry, i didn't mean to piss you off or anything" he said
oowildcherrycoke@aol.com says:
Little girl.
krissy says:
"ah, well, it's fine." she said and kept running
krissy says:
she turned around and noticed that the guy was still following her
krissy says:
"what are you, a stalker?" she asked
krissy says:
"uhm. yes. yes i am." the guy said
krissy says:
"holy moly! creeper alert!" the little girl shrieked
krissy says:
then she heard her father yell "PRINCESS, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!"
krissy says:
she froze
krissy says:
she looked at the creeper bike man
oowildcherrycoke@aol.com says:
Burberries.
krissy says:
"hey, can you, uh, give me a ride?" she asked
krissy says:
?
krissy says:
wait...it wasn't blueberries..
krissy says:
it was DINGLEBERRIES
krissy says:
anyways, back to the story
krissy says:
so, creeper bike man was like "why sure, princess, but i have to warn you, i'm an officer of the LAW and i think a few laws are being broken here."
krissy says:
"OH NO!" she shouted and ran faster
oowildcherrycoke@aol.com says:
Whoops.
krissy says:
"you'll never catch me, i'm faster than you!" she screamed
krissy says:
"PRINCESS GET YOUR STUPID LITTLE BUTT OVER HERE!" her father yelled
krissy says:
"NEVER!" she shouted
krissy says:
she eventually arrived at an intersection,
krissy says:
"whew, i'm glad that bike guy is off of my trial." she said
krissy says:
Then she sat down at the intersection and counted cars for a few minutes while she waited for the walk signal to change
krissy says:
she didn't really know why she was counting cars, it just seemed like a good idea.
krissy says:
then she saw something so shocking that it made her jump to her feet
krissy says:
"OH MY GOD"
krissy says:
"YOU WEREN"T WEARING YORU SEATBELT!"
krissy says:
she shouted
krissy says:
"THAT'S IT I'M GOING TO TAKE DOWN YOUR LICENSE PLATE NUMBER!"
krissy says:
just then, the non seatbelt wearing culpret turned around and looked at her.
krissy says:
"what did you say punk?"
krissy says:
"i'm reporting you to the police for not wearing your seat belt!" she said
oowildcherrycoke@aol.com says:
Wow. As good as this is, I need to go and swim. sigh.
krissy says:
lol darn
krissy says:
i was having fun.
krissy says:
i'm going to post this on a journal i think and finish it. XD
krissy says:
anyhow, ta ta.
(And now we're caught up to the present. Stay tuned for part two.)
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Don't you just hate when someone says, "I <3 you."?
I mean seriously, all they're saying is "I less than 3 you."
Woot. Someone less than 3's you. Celebrate, why don't ya.
I mean seriously, all they're saying is "I less than 3 you."
Woot. Someone less than 3's you. Celebrate, why don't ya.