Because I love my fellow Isolde haters...
Teagan: Connor's mom is the one that started that damn undead mess all because she's a big fat stupid b***h!
Connor: Don't say it Teagan!
Teagan: WEEEEELLLLL
Connor: Don't do it Teagan!
Teagan: WEEELLLLLL
Connor: I'm warning you!
Teagan: Ok ok
Connor: I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a b***h!
Teagan: WEEELL Connor's mom's a b***h she's a big fat b***h, she's the biggest b***h in the whole wide world she's a stupid b***h if there ever was a b***h, she's a b***h to all the boys and girls
Connor: SHUT YOUR ******** MOUTH TEAGAN!
Teagan: On Monday she's a b***h, on Tuesday she's a b***h, on Wednesday though Saturday she's a b***h, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super Broodmother mega-mega b***h!
Teagan: Have you ever met my nephew Connor's mom she's the biggest b***h in the whole wide world she's a mean old b***h and she has stupid hair she's a b***h b***h b***h b***h b***h b***h b***h b***h b***h b***h b***h b***h b***h b***h b***h she's a stupid b***h! Connor's mom's a b***h and she's just a dirty b***h!
Teagan: Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit somethin' like this
(Dalish kids)
(Orlesian kids)
(Quanari kids)
(Dwarven kids)
Teagan: Have you ever met my nephew Connor's mom she's the biggest b***h in the whole wide world she's a mean old b***h and she has stupid hair, she's a b***h b***h b***h b***h b***h b***h b***h
(crowd:gasp)
Teagan: b***h b***h b***h b***h b***h b***h b***h b***h she's stupid b***h
Sir Perth: Uhh Teagan
Teagan: Connor's mom's a b***h and she's just a dirty b***h!
I really mean it Connor's mom
She's a big fat ******** b***h!
Big old fat ******** b***h!
Connor's mom, yeah! chaaa!
View User's Journal
Stuff that happens to me.
Well. Stuff that happens to me.
 |
