DEATH be not proud, though some have called thee
Mighty and dreadfull, for, thou art not so,
Mighty and dreadfull, for, thou art not so,
Most people don't know this, but Thomatorr Strongpee is not only a great friend, but a brilliant rapper. At 2:28am one morning, I asked him on the fly to make me a rap. Thinking he would improvise a verse, after about 10 minutes he sent this to me through PM.
The following verses were written by Thomatorr Strongpee (Thomas M. Small, 2010), and is R rated and for the luls. If fictional sheet romping makes you all butt hurt, go find something else to look at. That's what rap is.
Modern Maiden
Modern maiden,I wish I was there
to grab on that lovely chubby derriere
I loved when you mohawked her hair
if I only couldve seen your soapy pair
But I didnt so Im not heart broken
just talking to you,gets my belly a floatin
too bad we didnt catch each other at an earlier time
you wouldnt have to love a shut in,youd be mine
The only Wow I'd be playing is under that thong
We'd grind our characters all night long
-chorus-
Modern Maiden,come to me
youre my new age valkyrie
Ive destroyed the boss and received the master key
hop on my dragon,now your free
Modern maiden,my Boo to be
I might be a gruffy looking warrior in dusty duds
but dont fret, I know how to make love,
I lay my resting princess on the couch,
and awake this beauty with mouth to mouth
then head to cook some chicken thats smashin
and turn on the 360 for some Castle Crashin'
Dont be mad that I get a better score
we can make it up right here on the floor
Modern Maiden,come to me
youre my new age valkyrie
Ive destroyed the boss and received the master key
hop on my dragon,now your free
Modern maiden,my Boo to be
Ill leap over lava and fight minotaurs on cliffs
Ill even headlock a hydra while I got the shits
Ill get damn near bitten in half by the largest beast
but Ill chop off his head and he'll be Friday nights feast
Ill dash through dungeons and Ill part heads
deny me off you,and they'll all be dead
-power metal guitar solo-
Modern Maiden,come to me
youre my new age valkyrie
Ive destroyed the boss and received the master key
hop on my dragon,now your free
Modern maiden,my Boo to be
For, those, whom thou think'st, thou dost overthrow,
Die not, poore death, nor yet canst thou kill ME.
Die not, poore death, nor yet canst thou kill ME.
