Truth time.
I like physical contact. Alot. I sometimes touch people to remind them that THEY'RE not touching me. Physical contact is probably something I'll never be able to live without. It's awesome. It makes me feel like a real person. Not to mention, most of you people out there are freakin' snuggly, okay?!
So.
Back to the point.
Anywho, so apparently a friend of my mother's claims to have seen me hugging someone on the way home from school in an "overly friendly matter". True, I did hug someone. I don't regret it. But just what classifies as "Overly friendly"? Does that mean hugging someone for more then .5 seconds, 10 seconds, or giving them head in the street?
So apparently this lady called my mom, told her that I was being "flirtacious and Promiscuous" and that she suspected I had a boyfriend. And my mother then called ME and started telling ME how much of a slut I am. Coming from the lady who hadn't kissed a boy until she was 23. mad Which is bullshit. So I had to spend roughly forty-five minutes telling her that I had only hugged him because he had done something for me or something stupid like that.
Of course, she doesn't believe me. She never does. We ended the call on:
"Well, I doubt you're even a virgin."
" Of course I'm a virgin."
"Sure."
"......"
"Dinner tonight is pizza."
-END-
And so now, I'm confused AND irritated.
rolleyes
Wow, Wednesday. You really suck.
Flavored Formaldehyde · Thu Jan 28, 2010 @ 01:22am · 0 Comments |