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Okay, this is something I made up because Geometry is boring and super easy. It's for a new RP I joined about a crazy asylum in France.

A Typical Therapy Session of Iris Emilee Helmenkalastaja

I: Iris
T: Therapist

T: So, how've you been holding up?
I: Well, I've been having some weird dreams lately.
T: Oh really? About what?
I: Fishing
T: Do you like to fish?
I: Not particularly
T: I see
I: These dreams seem to be focusing on one thing
T: Fishing?
I: Sex
T: How so?
I: It seems that the larger the fish is, the more my sex appeal grows.
T: So I take it you have a lover?
I: No, everyone here is either mentally retarded or just don't know what else to do with their lives other than swallow down drugs five times a day.
T: Not everyone takes drugs that much.
I: Oh I know, I'm the only one smart to fake it then sell them off to the wretched fools.
T: You realize I'll have to tell the doctors
I: No, you can't. People like you don't have the right to exploit their patient's private life to anyone, including those idiots in lab coats.
T: That rule can be altered
I: If it was, then that diploma on the wall would have to be removed.
T: What for?
I: Bending and breaking your rules as a therapist, thereby defying the entire purpose as to why you even have that flimsy piece of paper in the first place.
T: I think we've talked enough for the day.
I: Awe, giving up so early? Guess my chicken story will have to wait until next time.