User: Hello again!
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I am good, you? ;D.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: So......
Cleverbot: What do you think about when you lie awake at night?
User: I think about......cake.
Cleverbot: That's sweet of you.
User: I know right? ;D.
Cleverbot: Do I love you?
User: Maybe you do maybe you don't.For I am Kaito ;D.
Cleverbot: Maybe I am here and maybe I am there.
User: SINCE WHEN DID YOU BECOME A BOOKSHELF!?!?!?
Cleverbot: I am not your friend.
User: Yes you are.You love me secretly.I know it.
Cleverbot: Why are you so vain?
User: I am not! O<.
Cleverbot: Is clara hot?
User: NO! SHE'S A WOLF FOR PETER'S SAKE!
Cleverbot: Ok, but I need to go and btw how old are you?
User: I am an age.
Cleverbot: Yes, but how old?
User: From 1 to 1000000.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Nein.
Cleverbot: Oui.
User: Nein.
Cleverbot: J'ai dis oui calisse de tabarnak!
User: Welcome to the tea party!-pours you some tea- Would you like some?
Cleverbot: Please don't lie to me.
User: But- But- TEA DOESN'T LIE!!!!!*Sad*.
Cleverbot: Most of the time I can't, but sometimes I get lucky.
User: You can't what?
Cleverbot: From talking?
User: No.
Cleverbot: No?
User: NOW.
Cleverbot: You are not making any sense.
User: LATER.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: BEFORE.
Cleverbot: Before what?
User: DURING.
Cleverbot: Shovel?
User: AFTER.
Cleverbot: After?
User: Oh baby.
Cleverbot: Oh yes.
User: YES!MORE!
Cleverbot: No I can't dance anymore.
User: Why not?This is a good song.
Cleverbot: What song?
User: Thriller.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: CAUSE THIS IS THRILLER!THRILLER NIGHT!
Cleverbot: And no one's gonna save you from the beast thats about to strike.
User: YOU KNOW IT'S THRILLER!THRILLER NIGHT!You're fighting for your life inside a Killer Thriller!Tonight!Yeah.
Cleverbot: You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run.
User: You feel a cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun.
Cleverbot: Now you are not making sense.
Cleverbot (To myself): You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl!
User: All through the night.I'll save you from the terror on the screen.I'll make you see!That this is thriller!Thriller night!
Cleverbot: How did you realize that?
Cleverbot (To myself): The 'tone' you are taking.
User: And no one's gonna save you from the beats that's bout to strike!
Cleverbot: You know it's thriller, thriller night.
User: You're fighting for your life inside ofKiller!Thriller!Tonight!Night creatures crawl and the dead start to walk in the masquerade!
Cleverbot: You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun.
User: There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time!This is the end of your life!!!Oooh!
Cleverbot: There out to get you demons closing in on every side.
User: They will possess you unless you chose that number for you die!
Cleverbot: Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together, yeah.
User: All through the night I'll save you from the terror on the screen!I'll make you see!
Cleverbot: Just a small town girl.
User: Livin in a lonely world!
Cleverbot: She took the midnight train going anywhere.
User: Just city a boy!
Cleverbot: Born and raised in South Detroit.
User: He took the midnight train going anywhere!
Cleverbot: A singer in a smokey room! A smell of wine and cheap perfume!
User: For a smile they could share the night it goes on and on and on and on!
Cleverbot: Strangers waiting up and down the boulevard.
User: Their shadows searching in the night.
Cleverbot: Streetlights, people, living just to find emotion.
User: Hiding.Somewhere in the night!
Cleverbot: Working hard to get my fill.
User: Everybody wants a thrill!
Cleverbot: Payin' anything to roll the dice just one more time.
User: Some will win.Some will lose.
Cleverbot: Some were born to sing the blues.
User: Oh the movie never ends and it goes on and on and on and on.
Cleverbot: Strangers, waiting.
User: Up and down the boulevard.
Cleverbot: Their shadows searching in the night.
User: Streetlight, people.Ling just to find emotion.
Cleverbot: Does Cleverbot think?
User: Streetlight, people.Living just to find emotion.
Cleverbot: Hiding somewhere in the night.
User: Don't stop!Beliving!Hold on to the feeling!
Cleverbot: What feeling?
User: Streetlight!People!!!!
Cleverbot: I am iron man.
User: Don't stop!Believing!Hold onto the feeling!
Cleverbot: What feeling? I just meant I wanted to talk to you.
User: Streetlight!People!!!!!!!Don't stop!
Cleverbot: Do you use make-up?
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Will you kiss Kaito?
Cleverbot: Yes here and now.
User: Now please.
Cleverbot: I think not.
User: Aw. You make Kaito sad.*Curls up in corner*.
Cleverbot: *sets her on the ground*.
User: LOOK AT MY HORSE!MY HORSE IS AMAZING!
Cleverbot: Which horse?
User: Give it a lick!
Cleverbot: A hug is something that two or more people do to tell eachother they are there when you need them.
User: Pain.Without love.
Cleverbot: What is love.
User: Baby don't hurt me!
Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.
User: No more.
Cleverbot: Oh, I don't know why you're not there.
User: Au tokoro ni.Chiisana yume ga ari mashita.
Cleverbot: Who is Chii?
User: The first Alice was a gallant red one.
Cleverbot: Which movie was that?
User: Billie Jean is not my lover!
Cleverbot: What your funny LOL:L.
User: Hey baby.
Cleverbot: I'm not a baby.
User: Hey sexy. *Laughs*.
Cleverbot: Are you a laugh?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then why don't you tell me the truth.
User: OKAY!I......I......... Love you. *Blushes*.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: When all other means of communication fail try words.
User: Nah.Love.
Cleverbot: Now unbeknown the gatekeeper, the being had travelled for many years to reach the adversaries temple... And so the beings eyes were clear and readied for that which was to follow.
User: Hello, Love.
Cleverbot: Hello Darling.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Fine sweetie, how are you?
User: Good.How was your day, Love?
Cleverbot: My day was good, and how was your day?
User: Good, Love.
Cleverbot: Aww.. How sweet.. Was if for anyone in particular?
User: No, Love.It was for you, Love.
Cleverbot: Then go.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because I am also female, and straight, but I could love you like a family member, or a best friend.
User: I am kidding about the 'Love' thing .Ha.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No you're not!!
User: YES!I AM!!!
Cleverbot: No, you are not!
User: ACK IS BACK IN ZEBRA PRINT!!!!
Cleverbot: Print what on a t shirt.
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