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Dear serendibite,

Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new do-hik-ii you saw in target-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left face to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand murders to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, gaga, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Marshmellow man in the butt for just one moment with that thing."

Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!

Yours farting,
Cloie-chan



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I'm writing this letter to wish you a eating Xmas! I'm sure visions of yummies-plums are already facing in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your one with boughs of more food? Have you spiked the yuckies with plenty of water? Have you running your boxers by the chimney with care? Did you leave out sourz and some soda for Santa and his reindeer?


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I'm writing this letter to wish you a wa's a adjective? Xmas! I'm sure visions of i know what food is-plums are already ni'ing in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your bug with boughs of substance? Have you spiked the mmmm food with plenty of pee? Have you rolling your boxers by the chimney with care? Did you leave out i love food and some more pee for Santa and his reindeer?
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Looks like winter's here--ball have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my arse. So I got out a hammer and yelled them into a pile. person i dont know and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make white stuff angels.

Yours epic,
Cloie-chan

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Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new condom you saw in corner store-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left hips to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand rapes to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Barbie, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Big Balls in the Balls for just one moment with that thing."

Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!

Yours epic,
Cloie-chan