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this is something my mother and her friend wrote, the first one is my mothers the second one is from the friend.

Once apon a time, there was a place that sold goods to the towns people. Many types of foods, many fancy clothing, they carried materials to cover the feet of them also. They knew the toy makers and sold his goods Magicans created unique items. But for thoses cost many a coin & Jewels. Many villagers from surrounding towns came to help sell these items for the lords anf ladies of this place. In return they were given bags of coins and a chance to buy these goods at lower price. Many friends were bounded here. Some romances were raised from the ground. A family had grown within it soil. This place was easy to locate for it had a recognisable sign. It bore the mark of a Target!

then as a response from my mother friend went like this.

This place thou tellest of must be enchanted, filled with fairies and elves and all kinds of magical aplomb!! Methinkd thou has misheard this story. Dost thou not recall the stories of goblins and imps and all manner of hocus pocus. many tell tales of boxed filled with magical spices and foods and aromas and delicacies. But many also tell of rot and spoil, fowl and spuds, past sell-by-date, and of a dangerous evil creature that is loaded with odors and crap all offensive and smelly. Art thou sure??? Is thy source true and faithful????

after reading this made me luagh.